Werknothom Column Catalogue Description

[Menaceman44]

Whenever I get a new expansion pack I like to go through the catalogues reading the descriptions of the new items. Some of them are quite funny. I was very disappointed though when I came across the "Column - Tech". I dunno if EA couldn't be bothered to give the column a proper name and description or if they just forgot.
Either way I have typed up a description for it and named it after the items of the similar design. Below is what you will get in game after you put this file in your downloads folder.

This file is only in English so players of other languages should probably not bother with it.

Please do not redistribute without my permission.