The Official Dorkware Spam Thread!

[Squinge]

lmao yes she does

[Chaavik]

I think cat food is tastier than SPAM

[saowens]

Me too! 

I would like to try the spam with more Squinge though.

[luckynumber]

Or squinge with extra spam

[Jake Lucas]

Hey Squinge how do you like your Spam Fritters?  Baked or fried?   hehe

[DaSpecial1]

Squinge takes his Spam fritters with a side order of Jenna .

[Jake Lucas]

hehehe yeah Squinge and Jenna sitting in a tree, k-i-s-s-i-n-g!    hehehe

[Chaavik]

Heh, I think cat food is a lot better than SPAM, and no they're not K-I-S-S-I-N-G in the tree. I moved that tree off the lot.

[Squinge]

You didn't have to cut it down while we were K-I-S-S-I-N-G in the tree

[Chaavik]

I didn't cut it down. I deleted the tree from the lot.

Cat food is great by the way, and it's far cheaper to buy and save a lot on the grocery bill!

[Squinge]

lmao *pokes Chaavik & Feeds Jenna cat food*

[Jenna]

*kicks the Dork in the teeth and wanders off*

I find feeding you pain is much funner.

[Squinge]

why don't you shush already
How is that for small print

[Jenna]

Why don't you STFU already and go play russian roulette with a fully loaded gun?

[Squinge]

lmfao my glasses work good I was able to read that