The Dumbest Thing You Said or Did

[soulofthesea]

Uh....does talking about Pizza the Hut count as breaking the rules of "no anything nasty"? Oops, sorry. I was thinking of the spam thread. Add that to the list of dumb things I've done, since I'm here. *walks away embarrassed*

[Glamily]

I was talking to my boyfriend and we got onto the subject of rain (Don't ask) and I said I liked it long and hard.. I didn't realise until after about 10 minutes why he wouldn't stop laughing.

[SenkoTwiik]

HARHAR!! I would have laughed too, that was funny!

[nikkidanielle]

Me-One day, I had to go to the basement for something. Now since the house is old, the basement tends to flood with sewage water. On this day I had a really bright idea-instead of putting my size 8 shoes on, I put my on my dad's size 16 workboots because they're leather or something and I thought, These are much better! Nevermind that my boots are sitting right next to his I'm going downstairs and of course I trip because one of the boots came off as I was walking. I managed to save myself by jumping off the last step but right into the puddle of sewage water, ruining my brand new socks. I put the workboots back on, throw the socks in the wash, grabbed whatever it was I getting from the basement and head upstairs tripping all along the way.

My dad-this morning around 11:30 am or later, my dad was heading downstairs to work on the electrics and I say, "I'm going to cook hamburgers for lunch." My stepmom says she was cooking herself one after work and my dad tells him to cook him one since he had to leave soon. So I ask isn't it dangerous for me to be cooking while he's working on electrics. He says, "No it's safe because electricity is gas" My stepmom and I started laughing and after a minute he said he meant that the stove was gas.

[SenkoTwiik]

Okay, this one isn't what I said, it's what my mom said.

Me and my mom were driving past McDonalds and she happened to mention how bad it is for you, and we got to talking about that case a few years back where that person sued McDonald's for "making them fat". My mom said, "God, that's stupid. No one held a gun to the guy's head and told him to eat there everyday. Letting that guy win the case was the legal system's way of enouraging people to be fat, but also to be stupid and not take any responsibility for their own actions. This is why the US is the fattest country in the world....well, maybe us or Hawaii."

I just looked at her for a sec to see if she would catch her mistake, but she didn't. So I told her, "Mom...Hawaii is a state, here in the US."

She was just like, "Oh...I forgot."

[Ruffnut]

Jamie: this made me chuckle.
nikkidanielle: Happens all the time to me! XD

I was playing sims few days a go and Tybalt was being goof that he is, completely ignored my orders and walked to do something else. I start screaming at him colorfully and my husband just mumbles," I doubt he hears you..." To which I reply, "Yes he does! He doesn't have headphones on!"
H: Well maybe he doesn't, I doubt it can go through computer screen.
Me: It should! I tell him to do one thing, he does another! I said go feed your daughter!
H: You realize how silly this conversation is?
M: I find our conversation involving my favorite sims stupidity amusing. Don't you?
H: No, I think you need a brake and realize, I asked you for a cup of coffee 10 minutes ago...
M: Oh...

I'm natural blond, that's my excuse XD

[soulofthesea]

I went to the funeral of my friend's dad this evening, and one of the things the family put on display outside the chapel was the "Top 5 Questions Steve Van Dyke Would Ask St. Peter at the Pearly Gates":

5. "No offense, but I don't have to wear that white, shiny dress you have to wear, right?"

4. "Do you get the Phillies' game in high-definition up here?"

3. "Do you guys eat Philly Cheesesteak and cheese pizza every day?"

2. "Can you put the Phillies' logo on my wings?"

1. "I see you have some trouble with your angels, mind if I train them?"

Yeah, in case you didn't catch it, Mr. Van Dyke was raised in Philidelphia, and he's a huge Phillies fan.

[nikkidanielle]

soulofthesea: That's such a cool idea. I may have to do that
KyleTheArtist: Ha! That's me and family almost every night! We all play video games and we always have to repeat ourselves when talking but it's no use because we still won't listen

[Ruffnut]

I was eating jelly before and it made farting noise as I tried to suck it in. My husband stared at me," I'm sorry, but you got me a noisy jelly..."
him: Well, that's what she said...
me: I didn't say...Oh...OH! You're just cruel...

And he laughed at me! xD

[DaSpecial1]

So my daughters have been driving me nuts.  They've opted lately to play with each other on the computer (i.e., disney fairies etc.,) but they tend to go into another room and call directions to each other.  Anyhow I asked my youngest one day "hey where are you headed?"  She says, "I'm going to play with my sister," then grabs her computer and heads for the living room.

So I sigh, "You know back in my day playing with your sister usually meant you were both in the same room..." (Yep, I did the back in my day thing, )

Without missing a beat her sister walks from her room grinning and says:

"Gee, mom they didn't have walkie-talkies back then? Wow, you're older then I thought." 

The little stinker.

[wwesimmer]

My mom and me were painting my older brothers room (he was supposed to be helping but wut eve) so we were watching whichever music awards it was that kanye west interrupted taylor swift. so lady gaga who i love was performing paparazzi and somehow the three of us got on the subject of her gender and my mom was like "ok if she has both, since she's rich why doesn't she just get it removed and just be a girl" and brother said yeah! so i responded "oh someone told me it was just a little one so it doesn't matter" i didn't realize until a few moments later why my mom was yelling and saying i was going crazy while my brother was cracking up laughing. i didn't mean it was tiny like guys are constantly worried about i just meant it was just a random appendage....smh

[Paden]

Please, please, please, use proper capitalization and punctuation, your post was just a wee bit hard to read without them...

[marcolopez]

rule of thumb in my house: never repeat what dad says and guess what I repeated what he said anyway.

[marcolopez]

I did something stupid on a public form and spammed too many times, hotlinked too many pictures and made the admin mad. I learned something from my experience messing up is a part of growing up.

please delete this topic

[Paden]

No, I'm not going to delete anything. The topic was started by someone else and many people enjoy posting in it and poking fun at themselves. If you want to go and edit out what you said, do it, but don't be surprised if people look down on you for being a chicken about leaving your mistakes to be seen by others.