Ruin someone's wish!

[SenkoTwiik]

Granted, more patient, but not much more.

I wish for an Oscar Meyer weiner.

[Carlwashere]

Granted, but I get to eat it for you.

I wish I didn't try to multi-task so much, I'm horrible at it.

[alitress]

Granted, but now you can't even walk and talk.

I wish I knew all the things I need to Major in Theater

[SenkoTwiik]

Granted, but some of it is very, very boring.

I wish I could get my language pack to install.

[Carlwashere]

Granted, but it installs in a random language of its choice.

I wish I could type more efficiently without having to look at the keyboard as much as I do. (I typed this without looking at the keyboard.) XD

[madkitty]

Granted, only if you have no monitor 

I wish my friends would leave me alone for 5 minutes?

[huffy15]

granted because your phone ended up in the microwave, which fried it and exploded so you have no phone or microwave

i wish EA went bankrupt and the sims 3 was dead; resulting in a miraculous team up of old Maxis and the creators of Leisure Suit Larry to create an extremely open ended and complicated yet hilarious Adult-friendly sims 4!

[Carlwashere]

Granted, but because of explicit adult themes it gets banned worldwide.

I wish was a lot better at driving.

[SenkoTwiik]

Granted, but now everyone else sucks, and it's a blinkin' death-trap just going to the store.

I wish my computer always downloaded as fast as it's doing right now.

[Carlwashere]

Granted, it'll still download the same speed. Even after you upgrade it.

I wish I was somewhere relaxing.

[SenkoTwiik]

Granted, but it's also boring.

I wish the deposit would go through on time.