Life of a Spam Queen Chapter 6 Shes not just a Pretty
brat1083:
1praise This is Menna the heir to the kingdom of Spamovia. 1praise
Her parents had to run off with her in the night after a peasant uprising. The turn of events started when her father King Vlad the Sprok said “let them eat dirt” after raising taxes so he could buy a pure golden toilet. With the crown jewels and pure golden toilet in hand the expatriate royals ended up in Pleasant view. Her parents had to converted the pure golden toilet and most of jewels with the exception of Crown the Boar’s Snout into cash. They then invested it all the Citibank and AIG. King Vlad the Sprok and Queen Spamo went yachting on the Spamtanic, then tragedy struck, a falling satillite sunk the Spamtanic with all hands lost. Menna inherited the Crown the Boar’s Snout in hope of one day returning to throne of Spamovia. While her parent’s investments went down the preverbal golden toilet she was with little means in the world. This is tragic store of our lovable Menna Queen of Spamovia.
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Ch 2 Ch Return of the queen
Ch 3 Farwell, So Long and Good bye.
Life of a spam Queen ch4 Name of the the King
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Astral Faery:
lol, that's pretty funny. :cool:
Chaavik:
:D
That is really funny! I want to hear more about this story when you can!
brat1083:
Please give generously
A royal spam queen is a terrible thing to waste
Squinge:
lmao I like it ;D
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