Life of a Spam Queen Chapter 6 Shes not just a Pretty
Jenna:
*laughs* I'll actually agree with the Dork for once. ;D
*passes out some popcorn*
Feisty32:
i apologize ahead of time for being crude nor do i mean to offend but 1wtf
brat1083:
Pledge Fund update. We still have not rasied any simoleans for the muse foundation.
To set the proper tone for this message please open the link below in a seperate window with your browser
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zEzh10_xoqw
Wait for it Wait for it
Now that the backround music is playing please read on.
These were some of the early names we came up with for the foundation:
Comical Muse sweetness and light fund. Like anyone would believe that.
Booze Brownies and butts (cigarettes) fund. It to close to the truth and we might have problems raising simoleans with that one.
So we settled on the Muse foundation.
1praise Menna the Spam Queen 1praise
Menna the Spam Queen favorite breakfast is brownies with ice cream on top, see hidden camera picture.
When asked about this fact she said “it’s got dairy, eggs, flour, and coco”.
Menna the Spam Queen favorite lunch is Budweiser, see hidden camera still attached.
When asked about this fact she fact she said ”go wohoo yourself ”.
She does have a Temper, her Roommate Squinge bears the brunt of her wrath. He now hides behind a mask to hide the scars and bruises that have robbed him of his once Pierce Brosnan good looks. He was once voted Sexiest male Dork by Insimenator online magazine. She beets him mercilessly for the minor infraction of having one of HER beers or one of HER cigarettes. She hidden camera pictures.
When asked about this fact she made only gave us the royal finger as a respone.
Then there are the rumors about her and her roommate Eros see hidden camera still picture.
You know, the rumor is “she plays for both teams”. Sorry no hidden camera or video exists to confirm this rumor.When confronted with this fact she said “ I have medical common known as popsicle toe, she helps keep me warm at night ”.
Shes not evil, just misunderstood.
She can be loving and helpful when the mood strikes her. We want give her music lesson so she can be Godess of Rock. She needs the love, the simoleans, and not have to work her A** to get it all.
SO Please give generously. Send 100, 200 or 300000 simoleans right away to Muse foundation ;D
Chaavik:
Ha ha ha ha!! Oh, keep going! This is getting really good. ;D
Jenna:
*laughs again* I agree, this is too damn amusing. Do keep it going! MOAR Dork beatings! 1tehe
*passes popcorn around*
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