Life of a Spam Queen Chapter 6 Shes not just a Pretty
soulofthesea:
Squinge = King of Spam while Jenna = Queen of Spam?
this outta be an interesting "combination". play nicely, you two! like that's ever gonna happen! ;)
Jenna:
*munches on some popcorn* 'tis good all 'round. Moar! :D
Quote from: soulofthesea on April 01, 2009, 05:08:45 pm
Squinge = King of Spam while Jenna = Queen of Spam?
this outta be an interesting "combination". play nicely, you two! like that's ever gonna happen! ;)
He's king of nothing. It's a matriarchal thing; I'm the queen, he's my bitch. :P
Chaavik:
He he he! Well he is the King of Dorks wouldn't he? :P
Great story! *jumps in and snatches some popcorn to munch on*
brat1083:
Please Note that Squinge has asked that I not use his real image he has Pierce Brosnan good looks that promotes female stalkers , I am allowed to release this quote “All those female stackers can be scary there is a fine line obsession and love”.
The custom crown that Squinge order had arrive and he had been made Honorary king of the Dork or as the called themselves the Reason One with his newly acquired control of Hormel food he was THE KING OF SPAM… his new house mate was Erica read the inscriptions. Erica bowed “my lord Rex rgis sus secui et Rex rgis Causa Unus” she said with a loving tone..It translated as king of pig parts” hey the Greeks didn’t have spam and king of the reasoned ones.
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Menna was not having fun…Sure she had become the Goddess of Rock.
Her first album went triple platinum she had all the money and fame she always wanted. As a tip and as a tip Abby Crumplebottom gave her this house and a similar one to Squinge…it was right next door. Hey “Menna I cleared off your messages, Lindsay says she’s lonely and will put on a red wig for you. “ Eros said with a business like tone. “PASS” Menna said with annoyed tone.
”Will you look at them there going at it again, in the pool this time? Their like two teens when mom and dad leave for the weekend. To ad insult to injury he order a Crown and ITS BIGGER THAN MINE. That bitch Erica trying to get her hooks in him and his money.” Menna said in a half angry and half pouting tone. “He’s mine my Squinge, my precious Squinge, my precious. HE IS MY dork, my Biatch, my Biatch and he needs a good thrashing. April almost half over” Eros shook her.”Your using your Gollum voice again stop, it weird’s me out”. “I am the one and only the one and only Spam Queen. I have royal spam blood in my veins and besides it's a matriarchal thing; I'm the queen, he's my biatch. “Menna said in her royal tone …
”Well this will cheer you up Don Lothario called he’s coming over thought you need to dance those blues away girl” Eros giggled. Eros was great at reading people Don Lothario had hit on her one to many times but she sensed it was a rouge. Then she saw were his eye were really looking at Daniel Pleasants butt. She invited home and talked and they talked all night he broke down crying he was out…. Menna greeted don and they danced for a while.
Don stop “whats wrong? Wait I know you miss your Squinge” He said giving her a hug. “Yea I do, BUT I get closer with every shot” Menna said gleefully.”You need to use your true weapons. Not that weapon Menna” Don pulled the rifle away from her.”Your eyes those pretty green eyes, your soft lips, the gentle curves of your body your shwa de vive” Don said while caressing her cheek. “ Those are your true weapons my queen . “You better hurry though their engaged you Know” Don said like he was letting out a state secret. Menna look at the engagement ring that Squinge had fashioned from the gold from old computers and pledge his love to her forever and began to weep . “As God is my witness, as God is my witness Erica is NOT going to win over me! I'm going to live through this and when it's all over, I'll never be without Squinge again! If I have to lie, steal, cheat or kill! As God is my witness, I'll never be without Squinge again! " Menna said in her best Scarlett O'Hara voice…
Eros looked Menna in the eyes "Menia my love let Squinge marry Erica, so she a smart succesful Lawyer. You LIKE him hes your dork but you don't love him. Hes your Friend remember that the only reason you and I slept with him so we could pimp him out as Abbey's boy toy. So he's happily married to Erica that does mean you can't abuse him and now with all that money he will have all good stuff tha you can "barrow" from him of all the good stuff. Choclate truffles, top shelf liquor, sweets and take all his beer". Eros strated to gentle brush Mennas hair "besides now we have each other all to our selves" Eros kissed Menna...
Meena smiled as she lead Eros upstair...
Naria:
LOL Brat, Jenna is gonna lock you in the basement indefinitely for suggesting she would care so much about Squinge. ;)
Also, I want a scene in the front of a boat with Squinge saying he's the king of the spam. :D
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