The Star Wars & Indiana Jones Thread.

[Naria]

Yep! My very own minion Padawan! 

[brat1083]

What is thy bidding master.

[Naria]

I haven't decided if I should train you as a Jedi or Sith yet. 

I think it'd be much more fun to be a Sith. You can go around mind controlling and force choking everyone. What do you think? 

[brat1083]

Then I have to kill you to bcome the sith lord   I don't want to hurt my master

[Naria]

Okay, you can be a Jedi. I'm only a Sith Lord on days that end in 'y' on Garden of Shadows anyway. 

*Gives you all the tools to make your first lightsaber.* You'll need it in Jenna's basement. Those rats are mean.

[hawnsimmer]

Oh Yeah Naria...Thanks for reminding me of that Ewok thing.....

[Naria]

You are most welcome. Naria is always here for your Star Wars needs. 

[hawnsimmer]

There was an episode in the last season of "Roseanne" where Debbie Reynolds (Mama of Carrie Fisher a.ka. Princess Leia) played Dan Conners' mother, DJ  was about to go and see a Star Wars' marathon, anyway he made a lewd comment about seeing Princess Leia half dressed...Debbie Reynolds said "Those are fightin' words" and grabbed DJ's girlfriends Light Saber and dueled it out with him....Made me think of you....

[Naria]

LOL. Never saw it but it sounds funny. I always crack up at Star Wars references in anything, I'm just that much of a dork. 

Still, I suppose it's not as bad as watching Yes Man with my mother last night and during the part where they go to a Dress as your Favourite Harry Potter Character party, I looked over at my Mom and said, "Now THAT'S the only kind of party I'd ever go to!" She called me a geek. 

[brat1083]

Okay, you can be a Jedi. I'm only a Sith Lord on days that end in 'y' on Garden of Shadows anyway. 

*Gives you all the tools to make your first lightsaber.* You'll need it in Jenna's basement. Those rats are mean.

Brat start s to assemble lightsaber *Naria tells brat that the part he is holding "that is not a Crayon and not to put in your mouth"* brat finds one of Jennas whips, Fidora and Colt 45 revolver, now brat is indian padawan....and look light saber works....gives hawnsimmer whips, Fidora and Colt 45 revolver *hawnsimmer says "I dont believe in wizard tricks and ancient religions all no match for a good blaster at your side"*

[Naria]

LMAO, brat.

"No, no! Don't eat that! That's a lightsaber crystal!"

[hawnsimmer]

Hey you guys, Indiana Jones is looking a bit lonely over there in his corner of the ring....

[Naria]

Okay then lets talk about how incredibly awesome The Last Crusade is ?  I love Sean Connery in that movie.

[hawnsimmer]

Ah, Sean Connery, the one and only '007' to me. 

[brat1083]

I've been watch all the old Bond movies Sean Connery is bond...Pierce Brosnan was the best to the newer Bonds..