My grandmother

[majalene]

My grandmother likes jeans but hates skirts.

[hawnsimmer]

My Grandmother likes sandles but hates boots.

[majalene]

My grandmother likes black but hates white

[hawnsimmer]

My Grandmother likes doves but hates parakeets.

[majalene]

My grandmother likes paper but hates sheets.

[Alotta Paine X2]

My Grandmother likes warm but hates heat.

[saowens]

My grandmother likes felines but hates cats.

[hawnsimmer]

^ ...

My Grandmother likes iced coffee but hates hot coffee.

[saowens]

My grandmother likes wolves but hates Coyotes

[hawnsimmer]

My Grandmother likes hawnsimmer but hates hawnsitter....

[Alotta Paine X2]

My Grandmother likes SpongeBob but hates Patrick

[hawnsimmer]

My Grandmother likes Lulu but hates Tutu.  ...Tutu in hawaiian means grandmother...

[Alotta Paine X2]

^ Oh man that tickled me 

My Grandmother Likes Science but hates Math

[hawnsimmer]

My Grandmother likes coolness but hates warmth.

[Alotta Paine X2]

My Grandmother loves me but hates Hitler