Favorite Quotes?

[Mooncat]

OK, it's 4:30 AM here and I'm posting this because I'm bored.  So...what are your favorite quotes? I'll start; I have a bit of a list.

"Want to know how to keep a stupid person waiting? I'll tell you tomorrow..."
"I have PMS and a gun. Excuse me, did you have something to say?"
"Help! I'm on the phone and I can't shut up!"
"When life gives you lemons, cut them open and squirt the juice into people's eyes."
"Homework? Thanks, maybe next time..."
"Attitude, not aptitude, determines altitude."
"In life, the one you love is the one you can never have."
"Never judge a person by their relatives."
"School prepares you for the real world, which also sucks."
"I do what my Rice Krispies tell me to."
"Fingers not ready. Bang head on keyboard to continue."
"It is as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you!"
"I've run out of sick days, so I'm calling in dead."
"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried."
"If they don't have chocolate in heaven, I AIN'T GOING!"
"I didn't do it, but if I could, I would have."
"I believe in dragons, good men, and other fantasy creatures."
"Dyslexic devil worshippers sell their souls to Santa."
"The voices! The voices in my head are talking to me again! And this time they're speaking German!"
"Your mother is the state of Indiana...and a camel."

And my favorite quote, that I came up with. I stand up while saying this and my pants fall down, causing me to say:

"Now if only I could...(as pants fall down)...crap! My pants!"

[phishfood1301]

I like this thread..
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
---Mae West, Klondike Annie (1936 film)

And The zappa

"In a fight against you and the world, always bet the world."
----Frank Zappa

[The Mule]

Bobby Kennedy would forgive me if he were alive today - Sirhan Sirhan

[Mooncat]

  Ooh!  I have more!

"He who makes a beast out of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man."
~Avenged Sevenfold - "Bat Country"

"When is the fourth of July?"
~Jeff
  I swear to God, he actually asked me this.

[The Mule]

I used to collect things at work that co-workers said and put them on the wall....most of which aren't funny if you aren't there, but.....

"I saw him do it when I wasn't looking" was one of my favorites....

[Naria]

There's a bunch in the movie Good Will Hunting that have been my favourites for years, but I won't put them here because of the swearing. So otherwise:

"I did it all for the Wookiees."
"The Wookiees?"
"The Wookiees!"
- Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic.

"What does it do?"
"Anything I want. Get me a juicebox, beyotch!"
- Zathura.

"You were the Chosen One! It was said that you would destroy the Sith, not join them! Bring balance to the Force, not leave it in darkness!"
- Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith

Can't think of anything else at the moment. My brain is dead from running. *Passes out.*

[Mooncat]

“If I like it, I’ll eat it.” ~Katie

“Stay away from people who try to belittle your ambitions.  Small people do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.” ~Mark Twain

"Following my heart is a journey I just don't have a map for." ~Me

"People die, but real love is forever." ~Amy Lee (Evanescence, "Even In Death")

Mariah: Yeah, I went to a therapist who put me on Prozac.
Me: I'm on Prozac.
Mariah: Me too!
Me: You just told me that...

[brat1083]

This is the speach of Col. William Barrett Travis at the battle of the Alamo. 

"We must die. Our business is not to make a fruitless effort to save our lives, but to choose the manner of our death. To remain in this fort…resist every assault, and to sell our lives as dearly as possible." Col .Travis drew his sword and slowly marked a line in the dirt. "I now want every man who is determined to stay here and die with me to come across this line."

Legend states Co-commander Jim Bowie, lying sick on a cot, asked some of his men to carry him across.

This we we get the term crossing the line, or later a in the sand. People did not start saying sand until the first President Bush used the term in 1990 before the first Gulf War. 

[Care]

OOOHHH i love quotes...

"If I lose the light of the sun, I will write by candlelight, moonlight, no light. If I lose paper and ink, I will write in blood on forgotten walls. I will write always. I will capture nights all over the world and bring them to you."
~ Henry Rollins       
Don't do anything by half. If you love someone, love them with all your soul. When you go to work, work your ass off. When you hate someone, hate them until it hurts.
~Henry Rollins    
Being an artist is dragging your innermost feelings out, giving a piece of yourself, no matter in which art form, in which medium.
~ Henry Rollins      
I'm not obsessed or anything...
We don't read and write poetry because it's cute.We read and write poetry because we are members of the human race. And the human race is full of passion. Medicine, law, business, engineering; these things are noble pursuits necessary to sustain life. But, poetry, beauty, romance, love---these are what we stay alive for.
~ Mr. Keating (Dead Poets Society)
I don't want people who want to dance, I want people who have to dance.  ~George Balanchine
To dance is to be out of yourself.  Larger, more beautiful, more powerful.  ~Agnes De Mille
Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans.
    ~John Lennon (1940 - 1980), "Beautiful Boy"
Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act.
    ~Truman Capote (1924 - 1984)
Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night.
     ~Edgar Allan Poe (1809 - 1849), "Eleonora"

[Stelio Kontos]

"Get thee to a nunnery."-Hamlet, Act 3, Scene 1
--Became an unofficial catchphrase among a few friends of mine in English 12.

"It's better to be silent and thought an idiot that speak and remove all doubt."-Abraham Lincoln

"The true measure if whether or not you have succeeded is if you have your own page on Wikipedia."-ME!

"Hey, you! I challenge you to fisticuffs! What say you?"-Unknown source

[Mooncat]

This quote comes complete with pics taken by me and two of my friends, when we were goofing off with my digital camera.

You can pick your friends...


And you can pick your nose...


But you can't pick your friends' noses...

...or can you?

[DaSpecial1]

Can that & sell it to someone who's buying that product.  ~Me


Sign I used to have on my college wall:     Answer Desk
                                                          Answers: $2
                                                          Correct  Answers:  $20
                                                          Dumb looks: FREE

[brat1083]

Fleas can be taught nearly anything that a congressman can.
- Mark Twain

I do not know why the call it common sense, its not to common, and most people don't have sense.
- Mark Twain

Ya'll can go to hell, I going to Texas.
-Sam Houston

Loyalty to the country always. Loyalty to the government when it deserves it.
- Mark Twain

[saowens]

And so, my fellow Americans, ask not what your country can do for you; ask what you can do for your country.
John F. Kennedy

From now on, ending a sentence with a preposition is something up with which I will not put.
Sir Winston Churchil

A sense of humor is part of the art of leadership, of getting along with people, of getting things done.
Dwight D. Eisenhower (1890 - 1969)

[Stelio Kontos]

"PLAY FREE BIRD!"-any drunk person at a concert