The New Official Spam Thread!

[Paden]

Joy, you need to get your butt over to my place, because we have fresh coffee in the maker and it's made from fresh-ground beans. Oh yeah, nothing like a Sunday infusion of the good stuff.

[Theraven]

You better head off to Paden then, Joy. I only have that dry coffee you stir with water. I think it's only one or two years old, since it was last used quite a while ago when my mom visited...

Football versus soccer... I agree with Cleese on this. English football is real foot-ball. American football is like a very violent version of handball, and I just don't understand why they call it football at all. Strange things...

[caffeinated.joy]

Ew, Theraven, do you mean ... *looks right, looks left and then lowers voice to a whisper* instant. *shudders*

It's anti-coffee, I say!

And LOL. In the UK, it's football, while in North America it's soccer and football is a different sport altogether. Isn't English fun?

[Theraven]

Instant coffe, yes.
Mom insisted she NEEDED coffee that day, and I don't have a coffee maker. You probably know all about caffeine abstinence, if I'm right
I don't touch coffee, unless it's included in the cream on a chocolate cake...

[Nonni]

I love, love, love coffee. I love the way it smells and tastes. I like it black or sweet or with cream or with cream and sugar, or expresso or mocha or any way at all.

The problem is it puts me to sleep inside of 30 minutes.

[caffeinated.joy]

Oh, you can pry my coffee from my cold, dead hands. I don't eat a lot of junk food, I don't smoke, I don't do drugs and I don't drink to excess. If a gal is going to have an addiction, I can think of a lot of worse things. *nods*

[Nonni]

Everybody should believe something.
I believe I'll have more coffee.

 lol

[Zooey]

*covers face* Sorry.  

[fatedicewolf]

I have no addictions whatsoever. *Browses internet 24/7* Nope, no addictions whatsoever

[Dec12741]

gives caffeinated.joy 3 Gallons of Coffee here you go

[Katie]

I just got back from my friend Kelly's grandma's house. They had spam in the pantry. Ahhhh!

[Glamily]

I have no addictions either.. *stalks Adam Lambert on twitter and youtube vids and reads fan-fic 24/7* none at all. Honest
On another note.. I find myself saying things like oh merlin when some people would say oh god..
I'm not religious.. just.. oddly respectful I guess?

[DaSpecial1]

I have no addictions whatsoever. *Browses internet 24/7* Nope, no addictions whatsoever

I'm with you on that one .

[Dec12741]

wakes s-up and goes to kitchen and has Dinner burps,then gives gives lougie his Insulin shot and his medication and then finds a corners and goes back to sleep

[Zooey]

I have no addictions either.. *stalks Adam Lambert on twitter and youtube vids and reads fan-fic 24/7* none at all. Honest

Same here, only replace the Adam Lambert with Lady GaGa.