1001 things I've learned from watching horror movies

[nova-storm]

316. A good death can only be had if you are 1/2 nude and have big boobs.

[madbutterfly]

317. Never look in the mirror. Something freaky will happen if you do.

[Katie]

318) when a murderer is on the loose, NO looking through peep holes!

319) if you see a creepy dead looking person, don't walk toward him/her

[Carlwashere]

320. Little kids aren't the only things that hide under beds.

[Katie]

321. Always carry a gun.

[Glamily]

322. If your babysitting a little kid who keeps asking you to play with him/her and is staring at you creepily and likes climbing up walls, don't play with them

[Katie]

323. Hide and seek is BAD.

[Glamily]

324. If blood drops down from the ceiling, don't look up, get the hell outta there quickly.

325. If you are in a creepy shop and you find this pet and the owner says not to get it wet or feed it after midnight, don't get it wet or feed it after midnight!

[Katie]

(Haha Gremlin?)

326. Never go into a curio shop and get a doll called "he who kills" ever.

[Glamily]

(yup. Was that one chucky?)

327. If you are getting creepy letters and phone calls from some unknown person, don't answer the door and say 'Oh, its you.' They are more than likely the killer!

[Katie]

(No it's from some dumb not even scary movie called "Amelia" in the trilogy something... based on the short story "Prey" I guess)

328. If you have said doll don't let the chain fall off.

329. If said doll losses his chain run the hell.

330. If said doll gets locked in a suitcase and saws it's way out witha  knife, don't grab the knife bare-handed, just stick him in the oven.

[Glamily]

331. If the lights suddenly go off, don't go fumbling for the light switch or sit in the dark. Have a torch with you.

332. If an old lady comes knocking on your door asking for a night of refuge, let her stay but lock your door and have a weapon with you just incase. She might either be a murderer in disguise or a young witch who will curse you. (I've been watching Beauty and the Beast)

[sixsixsixlifeline]

333. If your alone in an old japanese house, and you see hair coming out of the wall...kiss your butt goodbye cause your cursed.

[Katie]

334) the number 666 is NEVER a good thing.

335) never go outside in the dark, ever.

336) if you see wind chimes- moving or not, and there is no breeze RUN LIKE HELL

[Glamily]

337) If your in a wax museum and you see something near the window, get the hell outta there.

338) If a town seems deserted and you've only spoken to one person, get the hell outta there.