Sim conversations.

[mchaos]

Thank you for posting these Vanessa.  I literally laughed until tears were streaming down my face.
Best medicine in the world - laughing til' you cry.

-M
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[vanessa]

Happy you like it,mchaos.
Here is another one.

Ricky Cormier got adopted by the Duponts,a couple in a neighbourhood from the 50's,when the morals were high(!??)
He watches TV with his adoptive father.
-I kissed a girl in the school bus today.
-That's very bad,it's against the rule number 3!!!You should concentrate on school if you want to go to college!
-But she had a lot of makeup on!
-It doesn't matter,I had a  lot of makeup on myself when I went to school but nobody kissed me!
-Did you have high heels?
-Of course I had high heels!And a very elegant hat!And baloons!
-I like to kiss girls.When I do that,I feel like an astronaut.
-Once again,stop doing that!Think about your future.You could end up in prison.Is that what you want?
-Yes,I want to have handcuffs and watch the TV all day longand have an own thermometer.
-I have an own thermometer myself,but nobody kisses me ever!
-Your wife must have kissed you.
-Never!She kisses everybody else but me.Let's gossip about her.
-I can't,I only care about myself as I'm very handsome.May I kiss your wife?
-Be my guest,but then you have to buy me some baloons.
-No,thank you!

[Smoogi]

After sim 1 peed on the floor accidentally and sim 2 laughed maniacally

S2- (giggles)
S1- (walks over to S2 and talks) I do not like Sally Graves, she has 3 cats
S2- Yes, I see. Her cats are nothing like her ladybugs though
S1- I do not like her ladybugs.
S2- I have a graph about her ladybugs, back at my house
S1- I do not like your graph
S2- You have peed on my floor. I do not like you.
S1- I think you are very pretty.
S2- You smell bad

A few minutes later, Sim 1 asks Sim 2 to dance, whereupon he performes the hip wiggle and makes the funny face. He is turned down by Sim 2, who then goes off to Sally Graves and starts a conversation.

S2- I love your lady bugs
Sally- I hope you catch fire (becomes enraged and walks off)

[Matt's Workshop]

:laugh: This thread is hilarious! Ta for making me laugh! I must pay more attention to their thought bubbles!

[vanessa]

Very funny Smoogi,I'm so glad you posted your conversation,hope you guys out there will contribute too!

I'm playing a neighbourhood from the 50's because the hats and the outfits are so incredible funny!
A new family mooved in .a couple with a teen son.The father's jaket is red with white strips and his hat is a borsalino.I laughted for minuts!
The guy got 3 cooking points so he could make the chilli.The neighbours come to visit,a couple and the fortune teller living with them to take care of the kidds.They are all eating nicely,no barking no farting,and the hostess says:
-I'm going to have a very successfull woohoo tonight!
-I'm going to have a very successfull woohoo too,and I'm going to have it with YOU!says the husband,and the teen son agrees.
-I had some woohoo in my life,but it was not that successfull,says the lady guest.
-I had a lot of woohoo in my life too,but it was totaly boring,says her husband,Total fiasco!
And the teen son agrees.
-I'm well known as a very successfull woohoo-er so I can't wait,says the hostess.
-Let's get successfull!says her husband.
-Yes,let's!says the teen son.
So they all dance the Salsa.
The host gets very tired and goes to bed.
The hostess sleeps on the couch.
The teen son sleeps on the floor.
The guests are falling to sleep on the yard.
So much for the successfull woohoo!

(I considered the purple heart surrounded by light as meaning"succesfull woohoo)

Come on,guys,post some funny conversations!!

[Triple_sSs]

*ROFLMHO at vanessa's sim conversations* :laugh: :rofl:

[Britpoptarts]

When they say "Malinda McCoy" it drives me crazy, because that's my first name (spelled *exactly* that way, but you can call me Milla, it's easier all around) and close enough to my real surname to sound like they are talking about me.

[vanessa]

2 sisters and 2 brothers,married to each other,in the hot tube.They went to school together,they played together,they went to the same college,they live in the same house,they run a restaurant together,they know everything about each other but still they're lying about theyr carriers.
-I just got an Oscar as a moovie starr and as a makeup artist and I'm very hapy about that!
-I know,I saw it on the TV!
-You couldn't have seen it on the TV  I,m a moovie starr,not a TV star!
- You can see everything on the TV if you are at home.I'm a TV star myself,so I can see myself.
-I'm a Sumo wrestler and an astronaut so I can see everything on this planet!
-Can you see my new hat? I lost it when I was directing the Symphony orkestra!
-As an astronaut I can order  people to use handcufs every day.
-I love handcufs,I always wanted to go to prison,the food is so good in prison,realu healty!
-Stop talking about yourselfs,let's talk about my award!I had to woo hoo a lot to get it!
-As a TV star I have to woo hoo a lot too,because I have to be at home to watch myself on the TV.
-Me,I love the prison life!The fresh air,and especialy the food!
- As an astronaut and a judge,I can arrange for you to get caught.What can you do?
-I can gossip.
-I'll put you in prison for that.
-I'm a moovie starr,I don't have to listen to this.It cost(ed) me a lot to get where I am today.
-So you had to pay for the woo hoo?
-Yes!

[The Kittenator]

*dies* Your ability to interpret Simlish is astounding and brilliant.

Also - it's somewhat reassuring to know I'm not the only one who does this! Most of my Sims are embodiments of my fiction/story/RPG muses, and I love playing out their conversations. Or observing their facial expressions.

For instance, I created a dorm full of college students, and the first day of school, one of them downed half a six-pack of beer. BEFORE class. Once he got back, while everyone else was studying, he started drinking again. And they all looked up from their term papers with funny expressions:

Girl #1 looked confused, like she was thinking, 'WTF, didn't he just FINISH drinking??'
The guy was wide-eyed and slack-jawed, as in, 'Look at his high alcohol tolerance! He's my idol!'
and Girl #2 had this knowing smirk, like, 'Ten bucks says he's kissing the toilet tonight...'

No conversations come to mind, but I imagine their conversation regularly. :X

[Kristen]

ROFLMALOL!!! Vanessa your sim's conversations are hilarious!! i love post # 47 about Ricky Cormier the most. I laughed so much my stomach starts to hurt..lol.  I never pay attention to the bubbles, but now i will .

[SimulatedDork]

The Ricky Cormier one was just hilarious!
Kid, you've got talent!
I am currently going through a phase where I what I do in-game is based wholly on my sims conversations. For example, if my female sim talks non stop about make-up to their spouses, I have the husband take the lucky wife out to the beauty parlour (where the husband often talks to the manager about graphs and hats!)

[wyntersdarkness]

Vanessa, you crack me up!!

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[vanessa]

So Dreamer sr married Brandy Brooke,they are very much inlove and all  the children are happy  
together.This is the day after the wedding.
D:-You look beautyfull today!
B:-I do?Oh,thank you,thank you!
D;-Congratulations for being married to me!
B:-Thank you very much.
D:-Congratulations for being my wife.
B:-Thank you.
D:-Congratulations for your marriage to me.
B;-Thanx.
D;-Congratulations for the best thing in your life:your marriage.To me.
B:-OK.
D:- I realy have to congratulate you for one thing:You made it!You're my wife now!
B:-Your suitcase is ready,you know?!
D:-You are so clever!You got me to marry you!Congratulations!
B:-You could travell around the whole world,please do it!
D:-Not before congratulating you for your excelent test ,your marriage to me proves it!
B:- In that case I want to Congratulate YOU for YOUR marriage to ME!!!
D:- OK,that's inough!


And thank you The Kittenator,Kirsten,Simulated Dork and Wyntersdarkness for the positive comments.

[vanessa]

2 guys at the bar:
_Hi,long time no see.We used to put our makeup on on the school bus.
-Yes,but we were children then,we had pacifiers into our faces.
-Yes,and look at us now!We can woo-hoo all we want!
-My parents woo-hoo-ed all night,it was very embarassing,you know.
-Do you still have your parents?
-yes,but they are dead.They had crosses over theyr eyes.I burried them in the yard.
-You're not funny,you know,I don't like you!
-Thank you.
-If you have your fancy hat on,you can stand against the world.Did they have the hats on?
-No!
-That's why I have to buy a big dog and a puppy standing side by side.
-I had many big dogs and puppies in my life.They were side by side to the end.
-How many?
-None.They are dead.Crosses over theyr eyes.Burried in the yard.
-Did you take theyr temp?
-No.
-You can see the bones in your handwith the X rays,you know?If your knees hurt,you just use the stethoskope and Xray your hand,then you can play videogames.
-My children used to play videogamesall day long.They were very fat,but they played golf and they had 5 friends .
-How old are they now?
-They aren't.
-Let me guess:are they dead?
-Yes!

[KacoshiAjewl]

Ok i have three charas that are baised off of a story i write well one of the charas is a very grouchy and strick person but for some reason his sim decides to start talking about whoo-hooing with his firend to his Girlfirend i nearly died laughing