The Haunted House - Chapter oneFeatured Guest: Capt. Jack Sparrow (by my friend Pixie) :drool:
Roland: Thank goodness, Arnie you brought the pizza! I was starving!
Arnold: Alright, now thell me about your dead aunt again. It's hard to believe, she left you a house. And a ghost for you to take care of.
Roland: Can you believe it? It's like a scary movie or something.
Arnold: I think you should talk to Jack, after all he understands about those things better than me.
Roland: 'k. I'll call him to come by and eat some pizza.
Roland: Hey, Jack! What's up, man?
Jack: Roland, mate! How are you doing?
Roland: I'm fine. Listen I really need to talk to you about...err..something. Are very busy right now or could you come by to eat some pizza? Arnie is here too.
Jack: Well...I'd have to finish some stuff here, but I just can't resist seeing the big guy....
Roland: I know you can't resist eating
pizza!!!! Hurry up! We are not waiting for you to eat the whole pizza!
Jack: See ya in five, "savvy"?!
Later on, after the pizza
Roland: ....And that' is how I came to inherit the estate and the ghost. She had a lot of money, I remember,my father telling my mother about that. The house is fine but the ghost...how am I supposed to get rid of it?
Jack: Roland, I don't get you! you are about to have your own private pet ghost and you want to get rid of it even before you actually, meet him! Or her, even better, "savvy"?!
Roland: Jack, you are not following!! It's a ghost!! You don't have a ghost as a pet!!!
Arnold: He is right, Jack.
Jack: Well....then....talk to the ghost, explain the whole situation and ask him to leave.
Roland: It's a "her". A contesse.
Jack: To me only Davy Jones, and for you a she-ghost!! I don't get it...It's such a waste of energy, "savyy"....
Arnold: Jack, be serious.
Jack: I am serious, big man! You've never been eaten by a sea monster. I have. Roland, you neeeeed to get yourself a girl, mate. You are too worried about nothing.
Roland: I don't want a girlfriend! I had one two weeks ago.
Arnold: And she dumped you because you never have time for your reletionships.
Jack: Hey, Arnie, how do you know that, mate? Are you Roland's new girl?
Arnold: Of course not!! Jack you forgot I know this guy for ages?
Jack: Oh, yeah, guess I forgot... Well...I gotta go. I have class tomorrow morning. Tennis class. Elizabeth, you know...
Roland: Swan?
Jack: Oh, no, no! That's part of Capt. Sparrow's past. Elizabeth Bennet. She has a kind of boyfriend called Darcy, but I really don't care about him.....