The Diary Of Someone You Don't Care About But You Still Decided To Read This Anyway
sofia97733:
~Entry 2~
Ah! Crap! Some idiot decided to attract roaches to our house by kicking over the trashcan, and now Dad and I have the flu! I mean, seriously. What the hell? Why do people even do that?
At around 7 AM on Sunday I was studying cooking. Mom says it's important and all that. I don't get her.
And to top all of this crap off, Mom just said she was having twins. I promptly had a spaz.
That is all.
~Jamie.
duhduhduhduh... you are left in suspense, what happens next? >;o
sofia97733:
~entry 3~
Dad dragged us out to the park yesterday. It bored me.
So today I found Mom asleep in a recliner with a bad look on her face. However, I didn't care as I had around 3,000 pages of homework to finish. Literally!
When I got home from school the next day, I saw the nanny, whom I now called Gramma Retard, with a weird look on her face. She said that in a few days I was in for a surprise. So in three days, I walked into the bathroom after school only to see a big, fat, smelly baby on the floor. I threw a bar of soap at its foot and it started to whine. I promptly got the hell out of there.
lulzitsmichy:
omg i love gramma retard, can i steal her from you please.
sofia97733:
Quote from: lulzitsmichy;1122034
omg i love gramma retard, can i steal her from you please.
lolk xD
lulzitsmichy:
kliek just OMG
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