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1  A Safe Haven / Forum Games / Re: The InSIM Doctor's Office on: September 30, 2010, 12:19:46 am
*locks in room with straight-jacket and forced to listen to paitent's least favourite movie for three days straight, then sends to Supernanny for some disipline*

*sees doctor for being a hypochondriac*
2  A Safe Haven / Forum Games / Re: Blind typing game on: September 28, 2010, 02:39:39 am
You popped my heart sea,s. a;; ,y bub;e drea,s </3

Do: Would you do me the honour of kindly leaving me alone?

3  A Safe Haven / Forum Games / Re: The InSIM Doctor's Office on: September 28, 2010, 02:35:35 am
*refers to plastic surgeon*

*sees Doctor for allergy to sunlight*
4  A Safe Haven / Forum Games / Re: Ruin someone's wish! on: September 28, 2010, 02:32:30 am
Granted, but it has a odd soapy flavour.

I wish I had a robot maid like the one off Sims.
5  A Safe Haven / General Discussion / Re: Where's the Ladder?! on: December 11, 2009, 08:10:33 am
This is epic!
I would so watch this if it were an actual movie! Cheesy
6  Simmers' Paradise / Sims Stories / The Montique Legacy: CHAPTER 4 on: November 28, 2009, 01:26:32 am
Chapter 4 - Taneesha's in Love! Wait... Nevermind.

I'm still not over the pyjama incident. But no one here seemed to mind, or even notice. Weirdos.

Well, I got to know the rich guy a bit more.

Okay, more than a bit.

"Oh, I forgot to ask, what's your name?" I asked.
He'd only ever told me his first name.
"Malcolm." He said.
I meant your full name, you tool.
"Malcolm who?" I asked.

That name sounded familiar...
Then I realised... his son was the guy that got me demoted!
I thought the little brat was going to drive off without paying, so I purposely got his order wrong! Then he went to the manager, and POOF! I was demoted.

"Landgraab?" I exclaimed.
"I gotta go."
And so I left, leaving Malcolm confused.

I went home. I got quite lonely, so the next day I went in search of boyfriend, one without 'Landgraab' as a last name.
I was once again reminded of the ugliness of all the Sims here. Oh why did I have to move to a town infested with Maxis Sims?

So I decided to do the town a favour, and give the entire town a make-over!
I decided that my first vict... err... not-so-willing volunteer would be this guy.

And so I dragged him over to one of the local make-over chairs.

The end result... wasn't so great.


I hung my head in shame.
"What is it?" He asked.
"See for yourself." I said.

"Oh my..! How could you!"
I was going to say that he wasn't exactly a looker to start off with, but I kept my mouth shut. Instead, I offered to try again.
"What? How stupid do you think I am?"
As it turned out, he was quite stupid, as I managed to pursuade him to let me try again.
"C'mon, please let me try!" I asked.

"I don't think I should..." He protested.
"Ok, let me rephrase. You WILL sit in this chair and let me give you a make-over!"
"Oh, when you put it that way..."

The second attempt wasn't so bad.

Somehow the make-up was permanately attached to his face, so I just dyed his hair blonde. I like blondes.

"Is that better?" I asked.
"Aww, thanks Taneesha!" He squealed with glee.
"Sorry about the make-up thing, there really isn't anything I can do about that..."
"Nah, it's okay! I've always secretly wanted to be a drag queen anyway!"
"Uhhh... glad I helped."

So I went home, just as boyfriendless as before I left.
I ended up playing chess. And even worse, by MYSELF.

What is happening to me? Am I turning into a Maxis Sim?

But things got worse. I got fired! The manager said that a customer rang up and complained. They said that I put hair gel in one of the burgers! I know exactly who rang up. Malcolm Landgraab. He must've been angry that I ditched him.

Losing my job made me real sad. I sat around at home crying all day.

And I ate a lot and became fat, eww!

Will Taneesha ever get a boyfriend? Will she ever succeed in her career? Will the Landgraabs ever leave her alone? Would Taneesha's makeover victim look good in a dress? Perhaps the next chapter shall reveal all these secrets!
7  Simmers' Paradise / Sims Stories / The Montique Legacy: CHAPTER 4 (Comments) on: November 28, 2009, 01:21:34 am
Sorry about the double post, I just like to keep comments and story separate.
Sorry about the lack of updates, this is really my first day off in months.
But soon I will have plenty of time to write the next few chapters!
8  Simmers' Paradise / Sims Stories / Re: Functionally Retarded: TMCD on: April 27, 2009, 07:07:52 am
That was hilarious!
9  Simmers' Paradise / General Sims 2 Help / Re: Sims game stops responding when entering lot on: April 23, 2009, 06:36:51 am
I had a similar problem. It wouldn't load, it just stayed at the loading screen forever. So I reloaded the game and it loaded fine, but none of the sim's plumbbob showed up, and they wouldn't move at all.

So I put in boolprop testingcheatsenabled true to see if any error messages popped up.
It did, it was a CC problem, so I pressed 'delete', and it worked fine.

I'm not sure whether or not I was meant to do that.. but it worked for me.

So I would guess that its a CC problem. Try taking all your CC out of your downloads folder and loading it again. If it works, it's definitely the CC.
10  A Safe Haven / Forum Games / Re: Invent and define on: April 21, 2009, 07:46:49 am
Extendible tentacles.

11  Simmers' Paradise / General Sims 2 Discussion / Re: What do you find irritating in the sims? on: April 21, 2009, 01:30:44 am
Oh, that is SO frustrating, when there's a fire and I'm trying to get my sim to use the phone/get away from the fire.

But of course, they decide to stand right in front of the fire screaming.
12  Simmers' Paradise / General Sims 2 Discussion / Re: What do you find irritating in the sims? on: April 20, 2009, 06:42:13 am
Trying to get my sim to call a townie on the phone. They're either at work or its 3 AM and they whine and complain.

But yet they have no problem calling my sim at 3 in the morning or decide to visit at weird hours.

And the game loves to disable the buy and build mode. And usually when that happens the house is on fire, or there's a burglar, etc. so I look around the house to see what the problem is. But its usually either because someone drove off in a car, or for no reason at all (that I can see). But 10 seconds later it's back to normal.

And Sims obsessions with stomping on roaches, and puddles of water.
And I hate it when puddles of water on grass turn into weeds. Why does it do that?
13  Simmers' Paradise / General Sims 2 Discussion / Re: Things you've only recently discovered about the game on: April 20, 2009, 01:01:00 am
I discovered that sometimes when some sims walk into rooms, they do this thing with their hands as if to say 'sup?' or 'good job' or something like that. It's a bit hard to describe, it's a bit like a thumbs up, except it has the index finger and thumb out and kind of winking...

Umm, I don't really remember... If someone else could explain it better I'd appreciate it LOL.
I'll try to get a picture.

Anyways, one time one of my sims walks into a room where his sister is woohooing, and he did the thing with his hands.
It made me LOL.

But sims also do it when they walk into other rooms...
14  Simmers' Paradise / General Sims 2 Discussion / Re: What do you find irritating in the sims? on: April 20, 2009, 12:45:09 am
Oh, thanks for that tip. I forgot about it lol Cheesy

Another thing that annoys me. Sims kicking over trashcans. One particular sim did it every single day and the trash got smelly, and roaches appeared. So my sims had to call the exterminator a lot..

Randoms reading my sim's newspaper. Or stealing it.
15  Simmers' Paradise / Sims Stories / Re: My Name is Bailee Richards. Chapter 1-(4/12) on: April 19, 2009, 11:36:52 pm
Aww that's so sad! *cries*
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