401. In case of alien invasion, running around the city to escape from aliens is totally useless. The only thing you have to do is wait for the American Army to come and save the world with their cool helicopters and stuff.

402. ...However, the American Army will come only at the end of the movie, when all of your friends are already dead.

403. ...Oh, and you might be dead too.

404. Remember that 'stupid legend' they told you during last Halloween party? It's true.

405. Never let your cute little dog go in the garden alone at night, 'cos it's the perfect way to get your poor puppy killed in some really cruel way.

406. DO. NOT. WASH. YOURSELF. Psychos love killing their victims in the bathroom. If you're a girl and you're having a shower, you can consider yourself dead.

407. Stay away from orphanages, convents, hostels and hotels in general.

408. ...Also, forget about camping, especially if you're a teenager.

Lol, definitely 

 

I have another one, this happened with my ex. It was our last day in a camping, and we were dressing and preparing stuff to leave. I'm just about to take my shoes, when I hear him complaining about something.
Me: "What? What happened?"
Him: "My grey socks... they just turned BLUE."
Me: "Look, you're in a BLUE TENT, of course they look blue! It's the effect of the light!"
Him *still in the tent, not even trying to get out to see if I was right*: "No, I tell you they turned blue. And my shirt turned blue, too!!! THERE'S SOMETHING IN THIS TENT TURNING THINGS BLUE!!!"
We go on for a while with the whole "it's blue", "no, it isn't" thing, 'till I get pissed off and take the socks from his hands, putting them in the sunlight. Perfectly grey socks.
Me: "So, what about your mysterious monster turning things blue, now?"
Him: "..."

I kept laughing at him for hours XD

Hi and welcome =)

Here's Roger, my first born in game Sims 2 sim after a loooooooong time:



He's a teen, in this pic, and recently turned into a young adult. I think he came out rather handsome =)

Too soon to say anything, anyway, that's not so impossible that they are working on The Sims 4. As far as I know, they started projecting TS3 in 2004/2005, so very few time after TS2 came out. I always thought that they could have been bringing The Sims in an online version... while at first the thought was kinda cool, now it doesn't really interest me that much. I think it would be nothing more than an online 3D chatting program, like IMVU or, in an extended version, Second Life. I tried both of them and got bored after a while... so, I'm not so sure I would like to see something like this with The Sims. However, there's still a lot of projecting EA has to do before the real Sims 4 comes out, so... time to hope they come out with something really good

Lol, cool topic XD
I guess I would take advantage of the fact that the Creativity skill in TS2 automatically allows you to play ANY music instrument, plus painting and writing XD I would join University and have an Art major, then join some creative career, Music one being my favourite pick. I would have relationships with... well, almost any cool custom sim I have in my game, lol
My house would be so damn full of custom clutter that I would almost always get stuck in some place and wave at my creator to let me out
After having relationships with almost any freakin' sim in the neighborhood, I probably marry one and have a couple of kids with him.  I would also try my best to get the Elixir Of Life to stay forever young. No money cheats, for me... I'd like to see how far I can get in my game without them.

She looks lovely 

Hello and welcome I'm new too XD

Hehe, thank you!

Hi everyone, I'm Serena and I've been addicted to The Sims for... well, years XD been lurking on this site for a while, thought it was time to say a little hello over here ^^
Love the creations on here! I'm a creator myself, for both TS2 and TS3, even if I mostly make recolors and I never tried to make meshes. Soooo, see ya around ^^