The New Official Spam Thread!

[Jenna]

*kicks thread* Wake up, you lazy piece of sh... er, I mean, spam.

Also, the above mentioned friend has a third on the way now. Her and her husband were, uh, busy during the quarantine I guess.

[lordtyger]

Hey are you referring to Katie as the pregnant friend? Just checking to be sure.  Ahh well congratulations Katie I hope that your pregnancy and the subsequent birth go well for you.

[Jenna]

Haha, no. Different friend. Last time I saw her on InSim was, like... 2009.

[lordtyger]

Ahh well I am still asuming that your friend and husband were trying to get her pregnant, so congrats to them. 

Did you check out my Picture? Being Curious.

[Jenna]

That I did. Always nice to put a face to a name.

[lordtyger]

Cool, I like to think I know you a little, so I decided to share with you and the community here.

[Katie]

*bangs pots and pans* WHOSE ONLINE? ANYONE?

[Theraven]

*Douses Katie with a high pressure hose* What's all this rucket? Can't a girl get some peace and quiet here?

*Goes back to typewriter* Hey, who took my typewriter?
Oh yes... we're not in the 50s and I don't have a typewriter. Must have been a dream.

*Wakes up next to the laptop*

Again?  

*Goes back to writing*

Now, what was I doing? Ah, some research. I'm just going to visit a couple other pages first, and- Oooh, new stuff to download! Lemme just go do that, and...  *gets distracted*

*Looks up* ... Why are you dripping water all over the floor, Katie?   *hands mop* You go clean that up while I... Oooh, SQUIRREL! *points off vaguely in a random direction and promptly gets distracted by something shiny again*

[Jenna]

WOULD YOU TWO KEEP IT DOWN? I'M TRYING TO TEACH THE GERBILS HOW TO PLAY POKER!

[Theraven]

Why would gerbils need to know how to play poker?  

Unless...



Maybe you can get some help from these mice, because they clearly have the game figured out:

[Katie]

Are the gerbils good at poker?

[Theraven]

Maybe when Jenna is done teaching them? 

[Jenna]

Turns out the gerbils are horrible at poker. After a month of trying, I've given up on them.

[Paden]

*takes deep breath* SPPPPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMM!!! That is all, you may now go back to your regular viewing, just remember to flush before leaving the restroom.

[Chrismag]

Hahaha it amaizing make sense.