1001 things I've learned from watching horror movies

[DaSpecial1]

409. The worse thing you can do when you're scared is fall asleep.

410. Don't ever die in your dreams.

411. Never bring a baddie out of your nightmares into real life if you can avoid it.  They'll still
       be unstoppable.

412. Freddie, Jason, and Micheal Myers despise each other...jealousy issues maybe?

413. Never make fun of that wierd boy down the street.

414. If something in your dreams is after you don't let anyone talk you into taking a sleeping
       pill to relax.

[Carlwashere]

415. Something, somewhere, is haunted. And you have to go there or the plot will not continue.

[Katie]

416. If you go to the noise, you will die. Stupid.

[DaSpecial1]

417. Crosses will only protect you from vampires if you believe in the power behind the cross and not the object itself. <----learned from the head vampire in an old movie called "Salems Lot" (1979). At the time it was hard to forget the scene when he killed the priest who didn't really believe--he snatched the cross and threw it.

418. There are different types of vampires.

419. Not all vampires are irresistibly sexy or handsome.

420. Beware 'cause some are super whiny and will drive you nuts with their angst. Others just wanna feed.

421. The unemotional ones are hella vicious. Fight equally nasty if you want to live.

422. The upside is the angst-ridden touchy-feely ones tend to care about humans and may fall in love with you, in which case they will do anything to protect you.

423. Protection may include making you one of them.

424. Aliens can come in tiny parasite form which makes them near impossible to detect and just as hard to kill.

[nikkidanielle]

425. Most aliens are also shapeshifters, often taking the form of their victims so watch other people's behaviour. Especially if they're adamant about you going to sleep when they don't or they're very anxious to be alone with you.

[DaSpecial1]

426. Oh yeah: beware of giant vegetables (like bean pods)

[Hullabaloo]

427- There are two different breeds of werewolves:
Cheesy Chewakus LMAO(us) Lycanthropus


And scary Ipeemypantus Lycanthropus

[DaSpecial1]

428. Silver bullets kill both types.

429. The Chewakus are all sad about their werewolfyness & have a softspot for humanfolk.

430. As for Ipeemypantus say your prayers. Whoever took that picture was never heard from again.

[soulofthesea]

431. If you're stupid enough to try and battle the monster from the bottom of the lake, forget the harpoon! Bring explosives!

432. When you're being chased by the monster/murderer/freak and your car runs out of gas, always have alternate methods of getting away (motorcycle, boat, helicopter, anything!).

433. Playing a massive game of hide-and-seek in the middle of the night at your high school, whether it's 100 years old or 100 days old, is always a bad idea.

[DaSpecial1]

434. It good to get a pilots license.

435. Keep you car keys where you can find them or at least have a trusty spare somewhere safe.

436. When running to your car to escape bring your keys!

437. Btw, that nasty entity that hates you could be your car.

[Ruffnut]

435. Being blond female is like green light or the killers, thy always et them 1st.

[DeliciouslyDemonic]

436. If you bought your child a toy that talks, check for batteries before giving it to him. If it has none and is talking, burn it. Show no mercy.

437. When being chased by the killer, hiding in a slaughter house is probably not the best idea, unless you've got a large knife with you and have very good aim.

438. Stay away from slides.

439. When you're stuck in your house, find other ways to entertain yourself then spying on the neighbor across the street.

440. Bathtubs are dangerous, and it's best not to be in one when there's a killer on the loose.

[Ruffnut]

441. Always take food from strangers. It looks legit.

[screechingvilnce]

442. Stalking a pack of werewolves while disguised as a vampire is always a safe bet. NOT!

[DeliciouslyDemonic]

443. Basements are dark. They are cold. They are damp. Killers lurk in basements. If the above three reasons did not make you want to stay far away from one, then the forth one should.

444. Hanging around a group of kids who want to investigate a haunted house: BAD IDEA.

445. The bigger they are, the harder they fall, and be very far away when they DO fall.

446: If you have blonde hair, big boobs, a boyfriend among the group or the killer is attracted to you, you will die second, if not first.