Due to increased operation costs caused by the elimination of pay sites, it has become necessary to increase our exposure to the TS2 downloading world by subjecting ourselves to the condemnation and subsequent bandwidth reduction caused by the deliberate misrepresentation that the My Insane Construction Company and its subsidiary collegiate entity, Woohoo U, are forevermore donation only downloads.
We do not ask much, a mere §500 per sim donation from each sim in every neighborhood in your game (required prior to download.) They’re worth it, right? Where do you want your sim to go to college, L’comedy Grenada or Woohoo U? Pay the money; have them well educated before they embark on their adult life. A Woohoo U. education has carried many a sim luxuriously to his grave.
FAQ What is required? You must purchase all lots on this page at the price of a mere §500 per sim from each sim in every neighborhood in your game. Proceeds go to ensure that everyone here has a good time (unless they are those that insist on being subject to ridicule in which case they get what they ask for.)
My sims are all poor and most don’t have §500 to spare. Can’t I just send you cash instead? Yes, that is allowed. Please send any cash, gold, gemstones, jewelry, credit cards, etc to:
The Dean Vernon Wormer Administration Building
Campus of Woohoo U.
Fort Hope, San Serriffe OU812
What happens if I don’t pay? Some people will be along shortly to break… er… I mean help you.
I can see the download links, what happens if I click on them and don’t pay? Since the previous question didn’t help you, please don’t be alarmed at the loud sounds outside your window. They will subside once you have been subdued.
I have managed to download all your stuff without paying. What are you going to do about it?! Nothing
Absolutely nothing
I have managed to download all your stuff without paying before you enabled the pay system, what happens to me? Your hard drive will reformat itself automatically within the next 3 seconds. Should it fail to do so, please hit the any key repeatedly until it does. (Sorry, it’s a bug in the software. Programming has us assured it will be fixed in the next patch.)
Can I catch fish at the library? Yes but you will not see them until they are in your sim’s hand.
Is this for real? Yes, yes it is. It is April onced and the day is gnu. My sims are horny, time to go fishing.
Can I ask one more question? You just did.
Can I build on these lots and share what I build? That’s two questions but yes you may. There are two restrictions though: 1. You may not post to the exchange. 2. If you post them to a pay site you must send me a link to it so I can get it posted on Paysites Must Be Destroyed.
Lot Data: An Empty Lot, Half Under Water (both versions)
Size: 3x4
Cost: §6800
Custom Content: None
A Hole in the Ground with Water (both versions)
Size: 6x5
Cost: §18,500
Custom Content: None
