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« Reply #60 on: April 27, 2010, 12:33:51 pm »
because moving pictures is the best way to start the day.

Why do I feel silly today?
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« Reply #61 on: April 27, 2010, 05:25:37 pm »
Because you are silly today.

Why did I not notice that something had stung my wrist until this morning?
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« Reply #62 on: April 29, 2010, 07:53:57 pm »
Because it didn't hurt until then.

Why is Rosie's swing making a weird noise?
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« Reply #63 on: May 02, 2010, 03:39:22 pm »
There's a little man inside a crevice, playing off-key on the world's smallest violin.

Why does my cat sleep under my pillow?
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« Reply #64 on: May 02, 2010, 03:42:58 pm »
Because it top part smells too much like you so it sleeps under.

Why did it get so hot all of a sudden?! D8<
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« Reply #65 on: May 02, 2010, 03:44:18 pm »
The sun smiled at you, so it's now radiating through the room.

Why can't animals wear glasses?
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« Reply #66 on: May 02, 2010, 03:48:45 pm »
Because they look silly as it is.

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« Reply #67 on: May 02, 2010, 03:50:45 pm »
There's an invisible rain cloud raining over your head, trying to temper the sun's happy smile.

Why won't my grandmother drive on the right side of the road?
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« Reply #68 on: May 02, 2010, 03:56:26 pm »
(They can wear glasses. This dude built a pair of sunglasses for his pitbull on a talkshow I was watching.)

Because she's old. Old people don't know how to drive.

Why are dogs so smart?
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« Reply #69 on: May 02, 2010, 04:27:55 pm »
Because they're secretly shapeshiftable into humans and possess canine and human intelligence.

Why is Chemistry so much harder than Algebra?
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« Reply #70 on: May 02, 2010, 05:50:21 pm »
Because it has a lot more stuff in it.

Why do people get offended so easily?
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« Reply #71 on: May 02, 2010, 05:55:51 pm »
Lack of bairn cells. Quiet literally. They don't know something and the think it's bad but it is actually good and they get offeneded for not knowing better.

Why do I get distracted so easily? This over page should have been done days ago!
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« Reply #72 on: May 02, 2010, 07:10:42 pm »
(Bairn cells. Hah. Haha. IRONIC FTW)

Because being distracted is a much better use of time.

Why are our ears shaped the way they are?
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« Reply #73 on: May 02, 2010, 07:15:39 pm »
So that we ca hear well.

Why do nails grow so fast?
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« Reply #74 on: May 02, 2010, 07:23:49 pm »
So that nail-biters don't run out of stuff to nom on too quickly.

Why does no one pay attention to Benvolio?
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