Most Ridiculous Answers to Essays

[StupidFriday]

Thought I would start this thread asking you all, what is the silliest, wierdest or just plain most ridiculous answer you ever gave in a test or essay for school?

[Ninja]

Ahaha.
One of my exams said that if muck-up day got removed everyone would get really bad exam scores and there would be less doctors and stuff and it would effect the whole world and we'd all die or something like that...

[AxelVal]

We were supposed to write about how historically accurate Friday Night Lights was and I wrote about bad everyone sad it was.  I got 95/100.

How about these though, they always give me a good laugh:
http://writingenglish.wordpress.com/2006/09/12/the-25-funniest-analogies-collected-by-high-school-english-teachers/
:]

[heartless]

That's a seriously great list. Thanks for sharing it!

"10. McBride fell 12 stories, hitting the pavement like a Hefty bag filled with vegetable soup."

I love that.

[StupidFriday]

haha those are funny. The weird thing is I actually have an easier time visualising those than i do with some that my teachers have given as examples, stuff like ""His love is like a rose".

[Ali]

His love is like a rose?? WTF?? does that mean that his love is sometimes scented and sometimes not and could be lots of different colours and varieties??? LOL

I once, at age 10, wrote what I thought was a really good story which included how someone was fatally wounded - I didn't know at the time that fatally wounded meant the dude would be dead. Didn't get a very good mark for that one!!

[StupidFriday]

haha I love the bit
"That really really really really really
really really really really hurt!"

[Ninja]

We were supposed to write about how historically accurate Friday Night Lights was and I wrote about bad everyone sad it was.  I got 95/100.

How about these though, they always give me a good laugh:
http://writingenglish.wordpress.com/2006/09/12/the-25-funniest-analogies-collected-by-high-school-english-teachers/
:]

Ahaha classic!
I like the humming bird one

His love is like a rose?? WTF?? does that mean that his love is sometimes scented and sometimes not and could be lots of different colours and varieties??? LOL

And you can buy it for $10 at supermarkets/flower shops...?
And they sometimes live in dirt...
And have thorns.
Yes, his love is EXACTLY like a rose

That list is hilarious, Axel!

The most ridiculous answer I can remember giving on a test was not on a test, but was a 'poem' I wrote when I got bored. I guarantee you, I'm a better poet than this but um ya boredness doesn't sit well with me This is why I make sure I never get bored, lol:
Boom, boom, kaboom.
And arrow goes through his heart.
"Ow," he said, "That hurt!"
"That really really really really really
really really really really hurt!"
And then he died.
Boom. Boom. KABOOM!

Here's a cool poem I wrote just now. I couldn't come up with any words that rhymed with 'watch' or 'silver'... soo...
 
I once had a watch.
I called it Spotch.
It was silver.
It went 'kababablilver'.

[buddy_luv_blah]

It wasn't a test. It was an assignment in Science class.
We were working in groups and my partner and I just did not fee like doing it at all.

we were studying maps and latitude and longitude and blabbidyblabla
one of the questions was something like where is bunny mountain located on the map?
And I wrote boom crash bang or some crap like that.

we continued to fill out the rest of the worksheet with random words. it was great.

[StupidFriday]

Haha I have done that ^ but only because I was sure noone would ever see my answers

[rudeawakening]

I remember writing Haiku poems in 5th grade, and they had to be winter-themed. Mine went:

Deer jump in the snow
People kill deer with their sleds
The deer are so dead.

In 6th grade, we had to do this "almanac scavenger hunt" where we had to look up the answers to geography-type questions in an almanac, and I couldn't for the life of me find what the average population density of Indonesia was. When we had to turn our assignments in I still hadn't found it, so I wrote "Francine" and handed it in.

It's sad how I remember these things after 4-5 years.

[AxelVal]

haha, "Francine"?  All of your answers are funny   :]

That list always make me laugh, I'm glad you guys enjoyed it.  :]
That "hefty bag of vegetable soup" is my favorite  XD

[soulofthesea]

i really cant remember any ridiculous answers i gave to an essay, but i love that funniest analogies thing. numbers 1 and 4 are my favorites. "Her face was a perfect oval, lika a circle that had its two sides gently compressed by a ThighMaster." "She grew on hime like she was a colony of E. Coli and he was room-temperature Canadian beef."

[Ninja]

I think I answered a question with 'spider-man' once...

[PinkSword]

How many Chromosons do rats have?
Answer : Cucumber.


the other questions I cant remember
it was something like
Firetruck