If You Could ... ?

[Naria]

I am going to try a new game. Basically, you have to ask a question that can begin with the words "If you could," such as: "If you could stick a hedgehog down anyones pants, whose pants would you stick it down?" It can be serious, not serious, whatever you want! The next poster answers the previous posters "If you could" question, then asks a question of their own, and so on. Your answers can be one word or a detailed explanation, whatever you feel like. I figured it'd be a detailed and interesting game. I hope you guys think so, too. 

I'll start, obviously.

If you could ... have any hair colour, which hair colour would you choose?

[SenkoTwiik]

Run around with a diaper on my head and call myself Queen Urine! If people didn't call me Queen Urine, I would poof baby powder in their faces!

Same question.

[Ruffnut]

Run around dressed as Tybalt and ask every one where is that blasted Romeo.

Same question.

[Glamily]

Run around dressed as Bellatrix Lestrange and anytime someone annoys me yell 'It's crucio time!' Actually.. I'd do that now just for fun

IYC, eat any meal, any time for free, what would it be?

(Also, on a different unconnected note, I know that in America you have a thing called Burger King.. and I was wondering whether it was the same as our Hungry Jacks?)

[Ruffnut]

( I never been to Hungry Jacks, so I'm not sure )

Oh, something with a lot of cheese Or few beffy 5 layer burritos from TB

IYC, what celebrity would you meet?

[Carlwashere]

(Burger King is awesome, I don't think you could really compare like that though, you know, different chains have different stuff.)

Erm. Ingrid Michaelson. She's an awesome artist. 

If you could, would you reorganize your entire room? (Furniture and everything)

[Ruffnut]

I've been wanting to, but the way this current room is, there is no way to reorganize it 

IYC, would you create and new country, and what would you call it.

[Carlwashere]

(I've been reorganizing my room slowly. Part by part. My computer moved, my monitor changed, and I'm using the old one as a second one. I sorted out my PS3 and now it's not a tangled mess of wires)

Maybe, If I could get a workable amount of income. I'd name it "The Island Nation of Awesome" or something.

[Ruffnut]

ish has no question to answer.
(make me vice president )

[SenkoTwiik]

If you could, would you try to solve the world's problems through logic, or by being the baddest arse mother out there?

[Ruffnut]

I'd use logic, but sometimes you have to be a hard butt.

IYC, would you ever play in any movie and if you would then who?

[Carlwashere]

Probably not. 

If you could, would you get a lifetime supply of pop rocks?

[Ruffnut]

Yes

IYC, what song/songs would you just remove from existence?

[Carlwashere]

None really. Every song has it's fans, somewhere. No matter how f'ed up the lyrics are. "I stuck her with my wang" - ICP
That song is the definition of obscene. It's not even the least bit good. And the lyrics are just damn hate-able. But even that song, I wouldn't get rid of. Someone, somewhere likes it. As much as I would probably dislike them for it, they have a right to listen to it. It's this kind of limitless freedom my nation was built upon. 

If you could, would you switch your reality and your dream world? 

[Ruffnut]

For a day I'd hop into the sims world.

IYC, what kind of makeover would you have?