Favorite Quotes?

[Naria]

"PLAY FREE BIRD!"-any drunk person at a concert

My Dad does that, too. He doesn't even need to be drunk. He does it to be annoying. 

[DarkDude28]

"You can slide further on bullsh**, then barbwire"
"Life's a b*t*h then you die"

Both my grandpa.

[Stelio Kontos]

"PLAY FREE BIRD!"-any drunk person at a concert

My Dad does that, too. He doesn't even need to be drunk. He does it to be annoying. 

I do it for the same reason...

[saowens]

Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.
Elbert Hubbard US author (1856 - 1915)

I used this one as my tag for while.

[Mooncat]

These two quotes are from the new Disney/Pixar movie, UP, which I just got back from seeing.

"Hi there! My name is Doug. My master made me this collar so that I may talk--SQUIRREL!
...
...
Hi there!"

-Doug, the talking Golden Retriever


"South America!  It's like America ..... only south."

-Ellie

[Paden]

"Happy people make my a** twitch."
Kevin Kline in the movie French Kiss

"Stella: The world is what you make of it, friend. If it doesn't fit, you make alterations.
Paden: I'll drink to that."
From the movie Silverado. And yes, that is where I got tagged with my name, in case you might have been wondering.

[SenkoTwiik]

"Life is a garden. Dig it." -Joe Dirt

[soulofthesea]

"PLAY FREE BIRD!"-any drunk person at a concert

roflmao! my brother did that at both a Trans-Siberian Orchestra concert and Blue Man Group show. however, i will never do that at any concert, not even at, you guessed it, a Heart concert. i respect them too much to stoop to that level. my brother, on the other hand, well, he'll do anything to be annoying and/or stupid.

as for my quotes:

"Am I hallucinating here? Just what in the hell do you think you're doing?"
-Ray Walston, Fast Times At Ridgemont High (i say this quote all the time)

"Some day love will find you
Break those chains that bind you
One night will remind you
How we touched and went our separate ways"
-Journey, "Separate Ways"

"Can you fly this plane and land it?"
"Surely, you can't be serious!"
"I am serious. And don't call me 'Shirley'!"
-Leslie Nielsen and Robert Hayes, Airplane!

"Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it."
-Matthew Broderick, Ferris Bueller's Day Off

[Mooncat]

One time, Amanda (one of my friends) and I were creating a family on Sims 2, and I'd just downloaded this sim of a really hot guy from my third favorite band, Linkin Park, and I went to get his sim, and said to Amanda, "Hang on, all I have to do is grab his package..." Well, it took me a few minutes to realize what I'd said.  Amanda burst out laughing...

"Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings."

"Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. "

"Behind every successful man is a surprised woman."

"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss."

"Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?"

"Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?"

"What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
'Hold my purse.' "

[brat1083]

Bluto from Aniamal House:

Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!

[Mooncat]

"Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together."

After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

[TheDebofNight]

‘The world is a dangerous place to live, not because of the people who are evil, but because of the people who do nothing about it.’ - Albert Einstein

'My grandmother once told me we had a black dog and a white dog inside of us. Which ever one you feed the most eventually eats the other.' Zane - Kindred: the Embraced (96)

Lucas Buck: *hits guy in the head with a shovel* these things havea  thousand uses. - American Gothic

[SenkoTwiik]

Peter: Hey, what kind of talk is that? It's un-American!
Did George W. Bush quit even after losing the popular vote? NO!
Did he quit after losing millions of dollars of his father's friends' money in failed oil companies? NO!
Did he quit after knocking that girl up? NO!
Did he quit after he got that DUI? NO!
Did he quit after getting arrested for drunk and disorderly conduct at a football game? NO!
Did he quit-
Joe: I get the message, Peter.

[Mooncat]

We are just nipplicious tonight.

I giggled like a maniac when I read that.

poooooooooo........

*cries big fat hippo tears*

...where did that come from?

I was feeling random there.

If I'm not allowed to post that first quote, let me know and I'll delete it.

[SenkoTwiik]

Here's a meaningful one.

"Morality is doing whats right, no matter what you're told.
Religion is doing what you're told, no matter whats right."