The New Official Spam Thread!

[Katie]

We always fill peoples lockers with decorations and scream sing happy birthday at lunch...

[Carlwashere]

Paden, You are awesome!
My happy birthday greeting includes a face to face happy birthday, and a $20 gift card to some random place. I'm not that creative sadly, but I mean it.  

[PinkSword]

Thats awesome hahaha.

Btw :I bought her this horrrrible 80's tracksuit. with the neon colors and everything. and im going to give her as a real present a nice perfume. and some cash

[Dmcclure1]

So...i got something for you more daring kidds out there:

[Katie]

Aw man... don't let my dad see that! He'll be like "SPICY!? OKAY!"

[Dec12741]

thanks alot,now the other end giving me a fit with that SPAM hot and Spicy

[Dmcclure1]

Anytime Dec lol 

[Dec12741]

I'LL be in the bathroom for a     ,

[Paden]

Oh no, not this kid, can't do hot and spicy, forget it! On the other hand, the husband picked up some turkey SPAM yesterday. Yep, that's right, SPAM made completely out of turkey. No longer does the word SPAM stand for S*** Posing As Meat, it now stand for Suspicious Poultry Acting Meaty. Just thought I would expand your education, don't cha know?

[Dec12741]

Sorry about the Last post i did I had to make a call,thanks paden for the Education

[Katie]

Haha, wow, I feel very educated!

[Paden]

Well, would you rather sit in study hall for 50 minutes doing your algebra or read about SPAM and what the letters actually stand for? Being as I sucked at math due to some inability to function mathematically, I'd rather read about the SPAM and get a giggle.

[Katie]

Well... I said I felt eduacated! You taught me more than my algebra teacher did today.

[Dec12741]

at least it will not give you SBD's

[soulofthesea]

what?! no spamming for five days?! where's the spam?!