The New Official Spam Thread!

[Zooey]

Congratulations, Joy 

[caffeinated.joy]

Congrats! I'm surprised, with the way the job markets are in the US and Canada, that you didn't put this into the Important Life Events thread!

ROTFL. I didn't even think of that! My brain is going all over the place right now, to be honest. I'd go do that, but it might be spammy of me.  

Thanks for the congrats.

[Jenna]

Woo! Congrats, Joy. 'bout damn time, isn't it?

...and now that you'll have money coming in again, the Spam thread could use some new carpeting...and maybe a new entertainment center. *nods*

[DaSpecial1]

And some Champagne? The good stuff ya know cause we're worth it  . Congrats Joy I'm so happy for you.

[Jenna]

To hell with champagne -- bring on the JD!

[Zooey]

To hell with champagne -- bring on the JD!

Agreed!

[Dec12741]

brings out the Champagne and gives Jenna 5 bottles JD

[Paden]

I'll settle for plain old beer and barring that, some nice White Zin would be good. Or coffee. Coffee's good.

[Glamily]

We've got beer? XXXX Gold. Cause my dad is odd. XD
I make a good coffee supposdly.

[caffeinated.joy]

I'm drinking a beer right now and it tastes like victory. Signed my contract, work agreement and confidentiality agreement today. It's a done deal. I'm earning a pay cheque.

[Max24]

Congratulations, Joy.

[soulofthesea]

This is for you, joy.



The Unemployed Who

Do you have any jobs for this unemployed Who?
I've wandered around this town a few
I will work for money
I will work for honey
I will work for food
I will work for you
As you can see, I'm quite good at waiting tables
I will surely entertain your customers with my fables
Thank you for your time
'Twas certainly worth a dime
I now shall be on my way
But I will be gone a day
With a twist and a flip
I will be on my trip
But I would like to refrain
Thank you again

And yes, I did just make that up. Top that, Dr. Seuss!

[caffeinated.joy]

Aw, that was awesome. Thank you. Eat your heart out, Dr. Seuss.

[Nonni]

Joy:

Paden: I didn't know that the cabbage/broccoli family slowed down thyroid hormone production, good to know.

I found this while browsing online for Macadamia Nuts:

This in No Joke:

Spam has been a favorite in Hawaii since its introduction to the islands during World War II . Hawaii is one of the largest consumers of Spam in the nation. The blend of the iconic Spam flavor with Hamakua Macadamia Nut Company's 100% Hawaiian macadamia nuts was like a natural event that was bound to happen sooner or later. The savory, slightly salty, smoky flavor is fantastic. This flavor is a totally vegetable based and yet it has the great taste of Spam. Don't leave Hawaii with out it.

This is not to offend anyone, just had never heard of SPAM flavored Macadamia Nuts.

[Zooey]

I love nuts!