The New Official Spam Thread!

[Squinge]

Then how about you make me a sammich?

[Jenna]

How about you STFU and go make ME a sammich?

[Squinge]

ok brb

[Jenna]

Dude, it's been almost twelve hours. Where's my damn sammich?

[caffeinated.joy]

I saw it sitting on the table there and tossed it out. The dork used sugar and dirt instead of salt and pepper. Not only that, but the ham was moldy and the bread was wet. It was just wrong.

[DaSpecial1]

I was going to ask for a sammich too but ewww.   Hmmm...where's Paden? I'm craving some bread pudding fresh from the oven .

[Mr.fox]

You wanna laugh at the biggest load of b.s. someone sent me then here it is!

... basically what you gotta do is call AT&T and Verizon Tell them you trying to get a Iphone 5, they gonna run ya info and tell you if u need a deposit or not..If they say you don't need a deposit [meaning just paying for the phone then you good , we gonna go to the at&t & the verizon store and I'ma buy.... the phones..they will try to get you to buy the phones over the phone DONT .. The main ; idea is just finding out if you need a deposit..I'ma pay you $600, here's the number for AT&T <snip> & the number for Verizon <snip> call both & Hit me back! call NOW

Sent from my iPhone

[caffeinated.joy]

*Puts on Admin hat*

Please don't share contact information here, whether it's yours or someone else's (or even a company). Thanks. Also, I'm not sure of the point of this post. Are you trying to get referral points or something? If so, it's a no-no here. Advertising for any gain is a no-no.

*Takes Admin hat off*

We now return you to your regularly scheduled spam.

[Theraven]

*gasp* So THAT's where all the unicorns went! 

*sits down in a corner, weeping*

[Jenna]

Mmm, tastes like children's dreams and red licorice!

[Stelio Kontos]

I prefer my unicorn meat free-range and fed only organic grass no more than six inches in height that's been watered by the tears of Swiss....

....anyway, the original ending wasn't very PG, so let's just say that I prefer my unicorn to have been raised in a appropriate-for-hipster-consumption manner.

[Mr.fox]

Referral points!? Bully! I have no time for that! Just wanted to share the humor someone sent me thru email but to avoid beating a dead horse with a stick, jackhammer, chainsaw and any other type of object to mane or dismember I'll leave it the way it is....

And is that Unicorn meat 100% natural?

[caffeinated.joy]

All right, I just wanted to check since I wasn't sure. In any case, my original point still stands regarding sharing contact information on a public forum.

As for the unicorn meat, I have it on good authority it is 100% SUPERnatural! It's magically delicious!

[Jenna]

*eats another tin of unicorn meat and belches rainbows and sparkles*

Oh my...

[Paden]

If you pass gas and it sparkles, I'm seriously gonna begin to wonder about you... And about what you aren't wearing to be blowing sparkles out your hind end in the first place! I need mental floss!! *hides cupcakes and cookies, then backs out of the thread in relative safety*