The New Official Spam Thread!

[Mooncat]

I'm a proud ally of The American Bacon Party.

I pledge Allegiance to the pigs that become those succulent strips of greasy pork. One flavorgasm, under a food coma. With clogged arteries and high cholesterol for all.

[broomhilda]

I'm a proud ally of The American Bacon Party.

I pledge Allegiance to the pigs that become those succulent strips of greasy pork. One flavorgasm, under a food coma. With clogged arteries and high cholesterol for all.

lol how funny...love it

[Katie]

Such poetry...


... and such dedication to a food that is not spam!

This thread has too many spam-lovers...

[caffeinated.joy]

Spam shall die in the fiery pits of hell! Long live coffee! And bacon!

[DaSpecial1]

I love spam...but only in this thread, lol. Wouldn't go near the stuff irl

I'm a eateverythingexceptspamatarian. That's totally a real word. Seriously.

Is not .

[Jenna]

Is too. It says so right here in the dictionary, that I in no way altered with the use of a magic marker. Nope. Totally legit.

[DaSpecial1]

Oh well if it was written down it must be true. 

Wait--that ink looks blurry at the end there...*touches page* what is that water? Hmm...it's rum! Jenna! I'm starting to think you may have tampered with that dictionary.

What? Huh? No I didn't taste the page

[Jenna]

What? Huh? No I didn't taste the page

That wasn't rum; that was rum-flavored laxatives! Buwahahaha.

[Katie]

Holy hot mustard sauce, its cold outside! 


I just needed an excuse to say that, it's my dad's favorite expression.

[DaSpecial1]

What? Huh? No I didn't taste the page

That wasn't rum; that was rum-flavored laxatives! Buwahahaha.

Dastardly! *hatches spam plan* I'll get you my pretty... *evil cackle*

Holy hot mustard sauce, its cold outside!  


I just needed an excuse to say that, it's my dad's favorite expression.

Cute, think I'll add that to my collection.



Oh! Last chance for a 2013 can of—wait it's New Year's eve, it has to be special.  Voila! A dinner for you:

Happy New Year!

 

[DaSpecial1]

*crickets chirping*

Dumps theraven's fakey chocolate and goes after the real stuff.  Convinces Jenna to help by filling her basement with JD.

[Theraven]

The chocolate is already eaten. No more to find for chocolate-hungry people here!

[Jenna]

Bright side, we can all go swimming in my basement now thanks to all that booze DaSi dumped in it.

[DaSpecial1]

  Do you have like a chocolate security team or what? I'll have to settle for my caramels then *does her best semblance of golem's voice* You keep nasty chocolates...

Bright side, we can all go swimming in my basement now thanks to all that booze DaSi dumped in it.

Hmm would that actually work I mean I never thought about it before but is booze buoyant like water? Not sure I'd even take a dip, what with all the questionable collections in your basement.

[Katie]

Pandas!