The New Official Spam Thread!

[Theraven]

*dumps a load of bamboo on Katie* 

[DaSpecial1]

*dumps a load of bamboo on Katie* 

 Spamboo!    

[Hannnah]

 

[nezumitwelve]

there's a thread for this?

[Theraven]

This is a topic for spam. The topic for spam. The edible kind, or the not-so-edible kind.

Just don't spread spam all over the place. Jenna will send the dungeon trolls after you, Joy will bite you (or eat you if she's in a bad enough mood), and I'll feed the remains to the nearest cowplant.

[Paden]

And I will dig the holes to bury the remaining parts in. Don't give me that look, I've seen where you've left fingers and toes behind, don't try to deny it. And no chucking them into my litter box again, I KNOW what belongs there and I don't eat those!

[caffeinated.joy]

I don't eat people...I just feed them to the Dork and he chucks back what he doesn't like/want.

[Jenna]

Then I grind that up and feed it to him again. Or to my trolls.

[Paden]

We're pretty economical around here, really. Uh, Jenna, you haven't been putting old SPAM labels on the Dork Chow again, have you? I don't want some of the folks who enjoy the stuff to get hold of his special blend, you know what it does to their digestive systems...

[caffeinated.joy]

*Peers around* Geez - *jumps at the loud echo and lowers her voice to a whisper*

Geez, it's gotten quiet in here. Did someone feed The Dork and let him loose in here while he had a bad case of gas or something?

[Paden]

*points to gas mask on her head* Are you my mummy??

[Hannnah]

AAAAAH WHERES THE DOCTOR!!!!

[DaSpecial1]

*Doctor prescribes you...spam*

Use frequently  

[Jenna]

*Doctor prescribes you...spam*

Hah, that makes me want to revive the old InSim's Doctor Office game thread. Someone really should go clean the dust, cobwebs, and dead bodies out of that subforum. I nominate DaSi for that.

[DaSpecial1]

I thought of that thread after I typed that, hehe.

Someone really should go clean the dust, cobwebs, and dead bodies out of that subforum. I nominate DaSi for that.

No problem, I'll just add that to my growing list of things to avoid doing this week, ha.  I did have a look at a few old threads there this week though...had quite a few chuckles.

Oh and:

Yummmm...You get the first piece Jenna