I made all of these up soley
without looking at anyone elses, so I'm
not deliberately duplicating anything from anyone else.
You know you're playing too much of the Sims 2 when...
1) You find yourself washing your dishes in the bathroom sink.
2) You set your microwave on fire on porpuse, expecting to be able to use it afterwards.
3) You smash your TV after buying it and expect to get some money back.
4) You try to put trash in your trashcan and wonder "Why won't it fit?"
5) You fear your kids will be taken by the social worker if they go to school in a bad mood.
6) When you marry your to-be spouse, you expect instant mind control over his/her actions.
7) You put groceries in the fridge, only to be puzzled why they fell out.

You put a plant next to the fireplace and light the match...
9) You think that your bill payments must always be divisible by two.
10) You start to think that bills come every 3 days, when they only come once a month.
11) You get happy memories of life insurance when your loved ones die.
12) You wish you could meet Mystery Sim in real life, rather than that mystery someone.
13) You are afraid you won't reach the top position of your job because you don't have very many friends.
14) You get wierd stares when you say "OHMA!".
15) You open a toy store with the feature item named "Sir-Bricks-A-Lot".
16) You regularly go to modthesims2.com looking for a mod that lets you transfer yourself into the simworld.
17) You begin hearing sim voices in your head all the time.
18) You now hate your friend, and go to a green house trying to order a Cow Plant.
19) You know where everything in your house is because your seem house looks identical.
20) You're like me reading all this to be sure you don't have the symptoms of "toomuchsimsitis"!
