You have been playing the Sims 2 for too long...

[Sweetgurl]

--You send an email and expect one back five seconds later.
--You dive into a pool wearing a white swimsuit and think that it won't be see-through once you exit the water.

[weetzie]

You expect your kid to get into private school just by giving the head master a tour of your home (after purchasing expensive decorations that will be sold as soon as he leaves) and fixing a pot of spaghetti... And that you won't have to pay a dime for it.

[bros111]

when you get out of the shower/pool and expect to be instantly dry without using a towel. =)

[darkener14]

When you go through the loading screen and realize that you don't really want to play anymore... I have done this about 15 times since OFB came out...

[Tenshii~Akari]

I've got some:

When you don't feel like doing the dishes, you lick your plate clean and expect it to magically disappear... (is that really supposed to happen?!)

When you've exceeded over 50% of PC hardrive space for your downloads and EPs.  (and that's 50-odd gigs not worth sneezing at!)

[Elynn]

You have been playing the Sims 2 fot too long when...

1) if your baby 4 days after he was born doesn't become toddler and you are nervous because 'your little kid doesn't want to grow up'.
2) you go to electronics store and ask if the have InSIMenator.
3) your biggest want is to be saved from death and you make fire in your house but Grim doesn't come.
4) you are on college and ask where are llamas.
5) a person who you really like dies and you call to telephone numbers' central and ask for Grim Reaper's telephone number to get that person back.
6) you want to fullfill your needs and you write hundreds of 'Maxmotives'.
7) you meet a new person and when talking about yourself you say: "I'm not sure where my hair mesh is from but my clothes' mesh is by Sim Chic."
you go to Downtown to meet vampires.

[ditzie1]

When you are talking to your son and keep referring to the logic table.  My son finally asked me what a logic table was and I said "Oh I mean chess table".  I didn't even realize what I was saying!

[aukestrel]

You watch a documentary about meerkats and they all start dying and you find yourself hoping Mama Meerkat got knocked up by neighbour Ground Squirrel.

[Dread]

You stop trying to open doors, use the microwave, etc, if someone is in front of it about three feet away. You constantly keep a neat house because you're worried about dieing by flies. You think being an expert at electronics is the only way to make the doomsday bot Servo. You fear telescopes because if you look through them in the daytime you get someone mad at you, and if you look through them at night, you'll get abducted by aliens. You believe in aliens (whoa, I guess I play too much Sims 2...). You don't go downtown because you're worried about getting bitten by vampires.

[Frog_Man]

you keep thinking of things to put in this thread

[TiffieyWiffiey]

1. When you're cleaning your room, and you wish you can just delete furniture, and replace with new furniture.

2. When you talk to your loved one, and say "Please talk to me, my social bar is red."

3. When you start hearing the theme song while your sleeping.

4. You try to say what's coming up on the strings when the game is loading.

[Nelson340]

*When you think you can sleep for 9 real-time minutes, and feel refreshed.

*You think that the first pet was gotten in 2006.

*When driving home from a community lot, you expect it to be the same time as when you were going there.

*You only believe in watching 5 channels: A local channel, Food Network, ESPN, VH1, and any kids' network. (Because of this, you refer to them as SBN, The Yummy Channel, SimStation Sports, SimStation Dance, and KidzTube.)

*When you shout "MOTHERLODE!" and expect $50,000

[AlbinoBambi]

Well, this is actually: You know you have been on InSIMenator.net too long...

...When you wake up, and you realize that Mule's selfsim was in your dream.

Or even worse:

...When while dreaming, and realizing Mule's selfsim is in your dream, you already think: Oh, I should post that on the 'playing Sims 2 too long' forum!

And yes, those actually happened to me. :smt103

[bros111]

Wow bambi you are addicted go to SA (simaholics anonomous) =p

[AlbinoBambi]

Well, he wasn't in my dream because I love him that much. No offence to Mule, but, yeah..