You have been playing the Sims 2 for too long...

[Silvershimmer]

11. When you start wondering why there isn't a green halo around you when you haven't showered for while.

[rexetimperator]

1. When you're a straight guy and see an attractive girl. You look at her appreciatively and think, "Wow! I have that top!" And your next thought is, "Pity about the shoes."

2. You catch sight of yourself in a mirror while out shopping and think, "OMG I'm a townie!"

[ShadowStriker]

you start walking around nude saying things like you cant see me naked i'm censored :lol:

not if you add the nude patch... anyways

if you ask your partner to woohoo instead of have sex

[hoppinhotsim1]

: if u watch the sims dance and then at partys u dance to their moves:headbang:

[vanessa]

You tape"aging off" on your pc
You are looking for a full time job as a vampire
You point at a painting and expect it vill better your DNA
You point at the mailbox to make all happyYou quit your boring job,you go home and tape on your pc"motherlode#several times.
You buy 3 pink plastic flamingos to keep your needs and aspirations up.

[Triple_sSs]

If you're starting to wish PlumBobs existed in real life so that you could control any person you select, and maybe you'd even be trying unsuccessfully to create one of your own with some big, fancy rock.

When somebody dies and you wonder why the Grim Reaper hasn't come to take the body away.

You're afraid to look through a telescope for long periods of time because you fear you might get abducted by aliens if you do.

You have a strange feeling that somewhere, someone is watching you, making your every move.

[Strangel]

When you watch a movie and are thinking to yourself "I have that couch, stairs, etc. for my sims."

-shifty eyes- Shhhh! That's a secret!

lol Yep I've done this and some of the others.

My worst though... Husband asked me the other day why I was eating a hotdog when I just had a bowl of cereal an hour ago and I said "See, the cereal only gives you a FEW hunger points. The hotdog will give more and I won't stop being hungry till I'm at least out of the yellow zone." and then walked away. I didn't realize what I'd done for a good ten minutes.  :brain:

[Melissa]

you turn on the TV to get your fun up and all you get is commercials.

when you have a nervous breakdown, you find yourself waiting for the silly doctor from the game to come to your rescue.

Melissa

Those aren't as good as some of the one's I've read but heck, I tried. LOL

:hello2:

[Melissa]

when you go to http://www.simsquirts.com/ looking for clothes for your 5 month old baby and 5 year old child In RL.

that one wasnt half bad, LMAO ohhh come on! haha

Melissa

[Melanie]

when you go to http://www.simsquirts.com/ looking for clothes for your 5 month old baby and 5 year old child In RL.

that one wasnt half bad, LMAO ohhh come on! haha

Melissa

:sign5: :clapp: :rofl: how's that?  hehe

[Melissa]

awww thanks haha you brighten my day!

Melissa

[Strangel]

-rubs face- OKAY.... I left SIMS alone for the past four days just to prove to myself that I'm NOT addicted - after reading and posting on this thread, no less...  :sign6:

When you "browse" online or work ANYWHERE on or off your computer and hear one of the SIMS themes. For instance, hearing "build on neighborhood" music while passing a park or hearing "buy mode" music whilst checking out a clothing for human beings site.

But wait, there's more!

When babysitting or attempting to care for your child.. you eye them at all times, then try to scoop them up and get them to STAY on the potty chair long enough for their bladder to go from red to green, all the time wishing you had enough reward points to buy Smart Milk so they'll fully train in a day!

[Willow's Tara]

1. That yiou can flirt with a friend and execpt them to return in postively.

2. Not killing off your sims or aging them into Edlers

3. You wonder why after 14 days of being a teenager you haven't become an adult yet?

4. When you start adding Your Sims into your Fanstasyland (True!)

5. When you add your Fanstayland/real life and put them as Sims in your game in a new nighbourhood (True!)

[Ali]

You think a couple of hours on an exercise machine will get you back into those size 8 jeans you haven't worn for ever!

[missin_link_x]

if you start [secretly] freaking out because you've just downloaded the inteenimator and the first time your teenage daughter's self sim "safely" woohoos with her boyfriend she gets pregnant :laugh: :brain: