Ruin someone's wish!

[Triple_sSs]

To make up for me not visiting here that much, I thought I'd start a new game!

In this game, you post a wish, and the next person grants it, but also adds a consequence. Like so:

I wish for more money.

And then:

Granted. Monopoly money!

I wish for anything.

Now let's start!

I wish for a billion dollars.

[baddboy]

Granted, but school is extended by an extra two hours.

I wish I could play the guitar.

[Juke Box]

Granted but its all broken up.

I wish I had all the games that existed.

[EKozski]

Granted, but you have to build the extra storage facility to hold them all, by yourself

I wish, oh I wish i knew how to cook.

[Ninja]

Granted, but you can only cook play-dough, which is kinda useless.

I wish I had an endless supply of cookies

[steelguy]

Granted, but they're all stale

I wish I had a car.

[baddboy]

Granted, but its a Matchbox toy car.

I wish I could sing.

[EKozski]

Granted, but, you're tone deaf.

I wish I could be a decorator

[Ninja]

Granted, but no one lets you decorate anything.

I wish I was... elmo!

[EKozski]

Granted, but nobody can find you.

I wish I was a pepper.

[Ninja]

Granted, but someone sneezes you away.

I wish I was a princess

[ProvenVenus]

Granted, but your frog prince is really.. well... a frog.

I wish I could live under the sea!

[Ninja]

Granted, but you are still unable to breathe underwater.

I wish I had a TV 5 metres long and 3 metres wide

[theraven]

granted, but good luck sitting outside in the winter watching, since the TV don't fit in your livingroom...

I wish for longer vacations

[Ninja]

Granted, but you can only use them to have holidays in one of these three places: a sewer, a trash can, or a giant loaf of mouldy bread.

I wish I was super duper famous