I'd dye my hair black,buy a coffin,find a Grand Vampire,become friends with them,get bitten,turn into a vampire and spend the rest of eternity in a cottage in the middle of a forest.Occasionally going Downtown for a drink of course.
And also hope there are no vampire slayers in the area. (Like my neice.She's young,but deadly!)
Oh yes,and use the weather controller to make it Winter forever!
Holy sockpuppet in a sausage factory,you're a genius! Men getting periods?Heh,they get it for two days,I get it for up to a week! But their periods are hella painful,so it evens out there,because I hardly feel a thing. Wonderful,keep up the good work!
It wasn't in an essay or test,but it was from a piece of PSE work.We were learning about relationships and were told to write down about our ideal partner.I couldn't think,so I put 'not a chav' and 'preferably emo' down. I hate chavs,no offence.
does ani 1 like it soz bout typos errr...... can sum 1 post after me??? PLZ
I like the line "Don't try suicide,being dead sucks."Although I'm an emo,I've never attempted suicide because I'm scared of what would happen afterwards.
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(Like my neice.She's young,but deadly!)
But their periods are hella painful,so it evens out there,because I hardly feel a thing. 
