Wow,that's a lot of ideas!I'll do that!:D

Mmm...Best-selling Chocolate!
Curtis Paltrows has produced his best-selling chocolate for a week,yet he has made $1000!'Milk Chocolate Moodies' are now a big hit across Sim City!Each box is sold for $1.

Highscore!
Birth Queen #7568,also known as Allison,has beaten the 'Ms. Pacman' highscore of 999999 by 1 point!She also broke the 'Pacman' highscore of 73727637264837459236572156916 by 2 points.

Aliens Spotted!
A family of killer aliens have been spotted running towards Veronaville mountian.The adults are armed with large,curved knives.

Alien technology!
A large machine has been found over the top of Veronaville mountian.Deep in the crater in the center is a large grey object.

Murder Shock!
Demona Pankhurst(aged 27),has been found dead at the foot of Veronaville mountian.She was still serving her 10 years in prison for child abuse when she vanished.She was found this morning with stab wounds in her eyes,a slashed cheek,a black eye,her hair ripped down to full length and an axe in her forehead.She will be buried in the spot where her corpse was found.Chloe Pankhurst(aged 5 and daughter of Demona) said:
"Serves her right!She's beaten me and my brother with a wooden stake for three years!"
Police think the aliens have something to do with this case.

The next part will probably be another Maxis neighbourhood.See ya!:smile::happy8::smile:

Here's my story!It's pretty random and silly sometimes,but enjoy!This week,it's the Veronaville Weekly!I already posted this on sims2.com.

Flood!
The Veronaville Bio Lab has been flooded!Luckily,nobody was in the building at the time and no other building was affected.

Fairies Spotted!
Two fairies have been spotted near the home of Curtis and Gwyneth Paltrows.If you see them,ring 0800-111-FRS

Child Abuser!
Demona Pankhurst(aged 27) seemed like an ordinary caring mother,but yesterday,police and social services discovered that she abused her own childen!Twins,Chloe and Gilbert Pankhurst(both aged 5) were found in their playhouse,being beaten by their mother with a wooden stake.Both children have been put up for adoption and Demona will be in prison for 10 years.A social worker admits what happened after the mother was dragged away:
"Both children looked up at me.They had sickly green eyes and Gilbert had broken both arms,whereas Chloe had broken her right leg and left arm.Both had tears streaming down their faces.They got up and limped towards the car.I almost cried."

Local Girl finds Cure for Scarlet Fever!
This deadly disease has been conquered by Gwyneth Paltrows(aged 15)!Scarlet fever killed thousands of new mothers 200 years ago.Now,anyone who gets the disease can be cured!

I'm planning on making a short,random newspaper of things that are happening in my game in different neighbourhoods.I need ideas!Preferably crazy:happy8:,silly:rabbit: and funny:-P ideas.If anyone has any ideas,post them here. Note:It'll be in lots of parts.One part for each neighbourhood.

Some people have short attention spans,some don't.Even people who do have short attention spans might read your story if it's exciting.Or tragic,in my case.Yes,I have a short attention span.It gets shorter every year,unfortunately.

Poor Lilith. True,"We need to talk..." are the worst four words you can put together in a sentence.In my game,Lilith and Dirk are married in Strangetown with a daughter.They're independant teens now.Their daughter is a toddler.

I hate cliffhangers.

I am DEFINATELY not getting Apartment Life.I already have mods to do the job for me. (They should have made a hospital EP instead.)

I want more recolors of the bubble blower and the cushions that come with it. And also more hospital stuff.That's a good idea too.So then a sim child's grade doesn't drop because they took a day off school because of sickness.I find that highly annoying. angry9:

Great chapter!But,why did Ripp actually WANT to pay for the hospital fees???It's expensive and he can barely afford a crisp packet!

Oh,and thanks for approving of what I said.Honestly,I have NO clue who the hell to vote for when I turn eighteen! (Hmm,Liberals,Conservatives or Labour?Liberals,Conservatives or Labour?They're all as bad as each other!)

Okaay...think I get the message.I thought students were supposed to listen to lectures,not give them? :-P

By the way,if you must move to Europe from america,DON'T MOVE TO BRITAIN!!!!!It's political mess!!!AND I MEAN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!A war could break out any minute between imigrants and british people,(I'm not joking!)with our own government against us middle class civilians.Why do you think my sig has 'It's WAR!!!!' on it?!

Okay,I'm done now...

Unfortunetely,my parents STILL won't tell me about money.All they say is that clothes are getting cheaper and food is getting more expensive and blah,blah,blah!That,and I've never been a hospital patient since I was a baby,so I don't know squat about hospital fees.Besides,I want to be a clinical scientist and they work in the labs,not the wards.

I agree.Totally annoying,but i think things are better in America.They also produce most the music I listen to.But us British let our orchestras do music for films and TV shows they produce!So it isn't all bad!I prefer America...even if they have capital punishment...:chainsaw:

Wow!Where's the monster from?

I'd prefer Pepsi as a bribe! Or chocolate! But it would still take at least a week!Plus,I'm glad the British have free healthcare!

At least the little girl lived!