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« on: November 16, 2010, 02:48:38 pm »

In approximately two days, we're going to be taking InSim and InSimadult offline while we switch to a new host. This move comes quicker than we had originally anticipated, and we're hoping to keep the downtime to a minimum, and will appreciate your patience during the transfer.

Anyone who exhibits any temper-tantrums, kermitflailing, or general asshattery during this time shall be flogged, tarred and feathered, and locked in a pen of amorous donkeys. Repeat and/or particularly troublesome offenders will be given a chainsaw enema.
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« Reply #1 on: November 16, 2010, 02:52:31 pm »

They will also have to attend a guitar concert given by Squinge as he eats garlic and onion sandwiches on pumpernickle bread.
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« Reply #2 on: November 16, 2010, 02:54:43 pm »

*cringes* That's almost worse than all of the above combined.
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« Reply #3 on: November 16, 2010, 03:37:42 pm »

Did I mention that he would be singing, as well?
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« Reply #4 on: November 16, 2010, 03:41:55 pm »

*cringes again* There's cruel, and then there's that...
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« Reply #5 on: November 16, 2010, 03:46:50 pm »

Is withdrawal and hyper-ventilation punishable?
I may sound a bit naive but why is being locked in a pen with amorous donkeys a punishment?
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« Reply #6 on: November 16, 2010, 04:08:40 pm »

Withdrawal!! Ehh. Hopefully it'll be back up soon? Well anyways... I've got this ANND drama club withdrawal now. o.O
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« Reply #7 on: November 16, 2010, 05:59:34 pm »

Whatever it takes to keep the sites up and running has my total support. PLUS I dont wanna go through none of mentioned punishments. LOL!
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« Reply #8 on: November 16, 2010, 06:53:11 pm »

Guitar concert AND singing with ONIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

With donkeys trampling them underfoot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YIKES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Count me out!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'll cry under my pillow!!!!  So no one can hear me!  Wink
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« Reply #9 on: November 16, 2010, 07:43:42 pm »

Well, those punishments will only be inflicted if you act like an asshat.
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« Reply #10 on: November 16, 2010, 08:11:01 pm »

Add to that list: "will be forced to sit in a locked room with Joy while she is in the throes of incurable caffeine withdrawal".
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« Reply #11 on: November 16, 2010, 08:28:05 pm »

*cowers* Eeekkk...
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« Reply #12 on: November 16, 2010, 09:17:13 pm »

We are ahead of schedule. Migration will commence sometime in the dead of night today. That is all.
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« Reply #13 on: November 16, 2010, 09:34:46 pm »

I'm scared!  Cheesy
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« Reply #14 on: November 16, 2010, 09:48:16 pm »

Thanks for the warning-now I'll head for my bunker and hope to see Insim intact when I emerge again. I don't want to witness Squinge singing, dancing or playing any instrument even while he isn't eating!
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