You have been playing the Sims 2 for too long...

[Sam the T-man]

6. When you actually attempt to buy groceries using your computer.

I hate to break this to you, but:

http://www.tesco.com
http://www.sainsburys.co.uk
http://www.asda.co.uk

Plus more besides... where do you think Maxis got the idea from?

[nikki.g]

lol omg some of those r real funni guys keep it up!!!:-P

[BrandonToes]

You create a theology based on the Sims.

...I can't say that I haven't done this and most of the other things in this thread...

[Tomkat]

...when you
*start walking funny like a sim,
*making exaggerated facial expressions when talking to someone...
*see a pregnant woman wearing "sneaker-ish" blue shoes and think about changing her outfit.
*cant understand why strangers don't automatically strike up a conversation with you/joking with you/pillow fight you
*see a house and think..."i want to download that"

[Natural_Highness]

Haha! I laughed at the stanger one Tomkat! I nearly spelt Timkat.. Ugh!

[Nemesis]

I was out patying tonight and saw a girl with the (almost) same dress my sim has. So I told my boyfriend "my sim has that dress" and I felt kinda proud. He just looked at me in a funny way He knows I play though and he just laughed after awhile and said that they should make a rehab for simplayers.

And a couple of months ago I was meeting my friend (she plays too) and felt that I had to click/press her to make her talk to me (that freaked me out a bit)

[mchaos]

I often find myself saying "I have that dress for my sims", or "my sims have that couch" when I'm out shopping.  And yesterday I found myself singing the sim version of Too Shy while cleaning.  That was a bit scary.

[beanj3]

I always tell my friends, oh my sims have that furniture and they look at me like I'm completely crazy!!

[athbabe]

When you want to pause real life.

[Ferdrya747]

::smilieiforgetwhi:: When you say "Guess what I did yesterday?" and your friends all say (at the same time too) "You played the Sims." and they're always right.

::smilieiforgetwhi:: Also I always think "That would be great in the sims 2" or "Someone should really make that for the sims 2" when I see certain nice articles of clothing or peices of furniture.

::smilieiforgetwhi:: I actually took grid paper and made an exact replication of my house in sim style. i couldn't make it however because the basemant wasn't working properly and my main floor had two different levels! :scratch:

[miros1]

I almost knocked over my bedside lamp trying to click the blue menu items floating around it.  Yes, i was half asleep at the time.

[mintcookies123]

When you get excited when the clock strikes 6:00 PM, thinking that you've aged by one day. I've done this a few times before.:rabbit:

[satsoveranddone]

when your having a baby and as soon as you had it change out of pjamas and into everyday wear in 1 second

[StJost]

You Know You Play 'The Sims 2' Too Much When...

1. ...You're somewhat confused as to why you have to actually go looking for things instead of pulling them out from behind your back.

2. ...You get a letter that's not a bill, and you just look at it, wondering what to do next.

3. ...You accidentally set your kitchen on fire and instead of running for a pail of water or getting the kids out of the house, you stand dangerously close to said fire, jumping around and panicking.

4. ...You have a group of friends over, and you notice that they rush to the bathroom at once, all of them refusing to leave so another can finish their business.

5. ...You simply hang up on a friend halfway through a phone call because you figure your social must be all the way up by now.

6. ...You work on a painting, but can't seem to figure out what happened to your creativity progress meter.

7. ...Your friends ask you why you didn't dress up for Halloween, and you reply, "What are you talking about?  I'm an NPC."

8. ...You get a hair cut, realize you look awful in short hair, then complain loudly when they hairdresser says she can't just make it long again.

9. ...You rearrange your bedroom and think to yourself, "The bed's three tiles, so it can go against that wall..."

10. ...Your friends actually begin to understand what you say in Simlish because you do it ALL THE TIME.

11. ...You try going to MTS2 or InSIMenator for new clothes.

12. ...You step outside on a frosty winter day, jump in the air and do a spin, and your friends and family all laugh at you when you slip on the icy step and plummet onto the lawn.  After all, they've seen you do this at LEAST twenty times.

13. ...You're alarmed by the fact that you can't look at your relationship panel to see how people feel about you.

14. ...You go to a restaurant and ask them what the hunger fulfillment rating is for their stove.

15. ...People can easily blackmail you with the threat of uninstalling your game.

16. ...Your husband is convinced you are having an affair with some guy named "Mortimer."

17. ...After finding that all of your trash won't fit into the trash can, you simply leave it in a heap on the floor.

18. ...You try to make a recolor of your favorite jeans, only to remark to yourself, "Oh, that's RIGHT!  I can't just recolor these, I need to clone them for a new pair!"

Yeah...so I didn't have much to do tonight.  Hope at least one of these made you guys laugh!

[StJost]

3- you draw motives on your tummy

I LOVE that!  I think I'm going to hunt down my Sharpies and wait for my little brother to fall asleep!