Ruin someone's wish!

[zammy]

Granted, but now all you're wishing for is even worse.

I wish someone would text me

[rockhead]

Granted but unfortunately your parents cellphone bill rises skyhigh and your dad takes his hammer to the phone.

[Carlwashere]

I wish for a button to pause time. I don't need to fast-forward or slow down. just pause.

[zammy]

Granted, but you can't ever unpause it.

I wish I was able to just make myself happy with a snap of my fingers

[Katie]

Granted, but you break your snapping fingers and are very sad.


I wish I could clean my room super fast and know where everything was.

[zammy]

Granted, but everything goes to the dump. (Hey, you know where it is)

I wish I could have a hug right now

[Katie]

Granted... but, tigers aren't very *kind* huggers 

I wish I could sleep.

[screechingvilnce]

Granted, but you will never awake again! (dun-dun-DUN!!!!)

I wish Twilight fans would just shut up!

[missme74]

Granted, but the silencing happens on your wedding day and your fiance was a twighlight fan! No vows for you!

I wish that all the best tasting food had no fat, calories, or cholesterol!

[Katie]

Granted but now they taste like paper.

I wish that I could find any attractive and fitting clothing in my room

[Glamily]

Granted, but it falls apart as soon as you walk out the door.

I wish for a shiny dark blue nail polish

[minigilesstylr]

Granted but it is lead based so you get lead poisoning through your nail-beds.

I wish it won't rain tonight.

[Glamily]

Granted, it hails instead.

I wish these flashbacks to her dieing would stop.

[Cindra]

Granted, but now you can't make anymore wishes for anything.

I wish I didn't have insomnia and get a good night's sleep every once in a while.

[minigilesstylr]

Granted but now you have narcolepsy and sleep too much.

I wish it certain people would hurry up and call me.